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Police: Man Had Sex With Picnic Table
NBC10.com ^ | 3-28-08

Posted on 03/28/2008 3:09:03 PM PDT by kingattax

Anonymous Tip Led Police To Arrest

BELLEVUE, Ohio -- Police said an Ohio man has been arrested for allegedly having sex with a picnic table.

Police arrested Arthur Price Jr. after an anonymous tipster dropped off three DVDs that reportedly showed Price in the act.

According to NBC Toledo, Ohio, affiliate WNWO-TV, the videos show Price tilting the metal round picnic table on its side and then laying up against it to have sexual intercourse with the table. Afterward, he can then be seen cleaning the table and the deck.

During questioning, he reportedly admitted to having sex with the table. Police said he also admitted to bringing the table inside his home for sex.

Price faces four counts of public indecency. He was freed after posting $20,000 bond, authorities said



TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Miscellaneous; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: perverts; picnic; sex
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To: Brilliant

It was under 18 years old, that’s why!!!


141 posted on 03/28/2008 4:45:37 PM PDT by irishtenor (Check out my blog at http://boompa53.blogspot.com/)
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To: Billthedrill; cripplecreek; lowbridge

LMAO!!!!!


142 posted on 03/28/2008 4:53:32 PM PDT by TightyRighty
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To: joebuck

I guess now we’ll find his name on the table predator list.


143 posted on 03/28/2008 4:56:42 PM PDT by Bringbackthedraft ( Clinton/Obama .. Obama/ Clinton ... Mc Cain/Obama .. Mc Cain/Clinton ... What a Choice!? Puleeeze!)
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To: kingattax
Police: Man Had Sex With Picnic Table

He did knot.

144 posted on 03/28/2008 5:06:17 PM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: lowbridge

Well done!!!!!


145 posted on 03/28/2008 5:35:27 PM PDT by sjm_888
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To: blackdog

I’m in tears this thread is so funny!


146 posted on 03/28/2008 5:41:25 PM PDT by abner (I have no tagline, therefore no identity.)
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To: kingattax

Maybe he should move to West Virginia. I think they just legalized “table games”.


147 posted on 03/28/2008 6:00:34 PM PDT by Emmett McCarthy
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To: kingattax

Me and my chair are going to bed now so I’m going to have to table this thread for later.


148 posted on 03/28/2008 6:04:32 PM PDT by SamAdams76 (I am 32 days away from outliving Dan Quisenberry)
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To: Drew68

If I see one “I’d hit it” response, I’m pinging the mods :)


149 posted on 03/28/2008 6:05:20 PM PDT by beaversmom
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To: callisto; Darksheare; Slings and Arrows

Alternate Life Style PING!


150 posted on 03/28/2008 6:08:18 PM PDT by Grizzled Bear ("Does not play well with others.")
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To: goldstategop

And getting your private stuck in the chain, OUCH!


151 posted on 03/28/2008 6:53:47 PM PDT by Blood of Tyrants (G-d is not a Republican. But Satan is definitely a Democrat.)
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To: kingattax

[cue Tom Bodett]

“It’s time for another ‘Good Idea, Bad Idea’.
“Good idea...having sex on a picnic table.
“Bad idea...having sex with a picnic table.”


152 posted on 03/28/2008 7:32:02 PM PDT by RichInOC (...William Frank Buckley, Jr., November 24, 1925-February 27, 2008, R.I.P.)
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To: lowbridge

LOL...
LOWBRIDGE IS THE PICNIC TABLE THREAD KING!


153 posted on 03/28/2008 8:00:49 PM PDT by stlnative
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To: maggief

ping to post 116


154 posted on 03/28/2008 8:06:15 PM PDT by stlnative
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To: kingattax

Woody Woodpecker?


155 posted on 03/28/2008 8:06:33 PM PDT by windsorknot
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To: kingattax

He woke up with wood, literally.


156 posted on 03/28/2008 8:07:47 PM PDT by dfwgator (11+7+15=3 Heismans)
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To: GOPologist

How do you know it wasn’t a female picnic table?


157 posted on 03/28/2008 8:39:52 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("Code Pink should guard against creating stereotypes in the Mincing Community." --Titan Magroyne)
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To: Grizzled Bear; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
What, there wasn't a wombat handy?


158 posted on 03/28/2008 8:52:27 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("Code Pink should guard against creating stereotypes in the Mincing Community." --Titan Magroyne)
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To: kingattax

Pornholio?


159 posted on 03/28/2008 9:01:20 PM PDT by csvset
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To: kingattax

Great thread man.


160 posted on 03/28/2008 9:55:17 PM PDT by mowowie
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