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Convicted Molester Claims He Was A Victim of Bigfoot
http://www.wjla.com/ ^ | March 26, 2008

Posted on 03/27/2008 9:31:09 AM PDT by lowbridge

A man who claims that he was molested by Bigfoot as a child was ordered to serve 20 years in prison yesterday for his own molestation-related activities.

Gene R. Morrill, 57, of New Ipswich, New Hampshire, had previously pleaded guilty in Stafford Circuit Court to 20 charges stemming from his efforts to solicit 13-year-old boys over the Internet.

According to the Freelance Star, Defense Attorney Terrence Patton cited Morrill's mental health issues in seeking leniency from Judge J. Howe Brown.

Morrill reportedly told an investigator preparing his pre-sentence report that he had been sexually assaulted by the legendary Bigfoot. Patton said Morrill really believes the assaulted happened.

(Excerpt) Read more at wjla.com ...


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Miscellaneous; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: bigfoot; molester; sasquatch
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1 posted on 03/27/2008 9:31:11 AM PDT by lowbridge
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To: lowbridge
A man who claims that he was molested by Bigfoot as a child

WTF!!

2 posted on 03/27/2008 9:33:15 AM PDT by forkinsocket
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To: lowbridge

That defense would have worked with an OJ Simpson type (average IQ 60) jury


3 posted on 03/27/2008 9:33:50 AM PDT by 50mm (:-O :-o - :-| ZZZZZZzzzzZZZZzzzz)
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To: lowbridge

He’s a victim of BigFoot? How far does this pandering go?


4 posted on 03/27/2008 9:34:51 AM PDT by Zuben Elgenubi
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To: forkinsocket
Caught in the act!


5 posted on 03/27/2008 9:35:59 AM PDT by Zuben Elgenubi
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To: forkinsocket

I had to double-check to make sure that wasn’t an National Enquirer article...


6 posted on 03/27/2008 9:36:14 AM PDT by McKayopectate
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To: lowbridge

OK, mofo, produce Bigfoot as a witness and then we’ll give this some credence. Otherwise, don’t drop (or pick up) the soap!


7 posted on 03/27/2008 9:36:22 AM PDT by 2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten
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To: lowbridge
Bigfoot trolling:


8 posted on 03/27/2008 9:36:48 AM PDT by Zuben Elgenubi
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To: lowbridge

The dude does need a BIG FOOT somewhere..


9 posted on 03/27/2008 9:39:33 AM PDT by hosepipe (CAUTION: This propaganda is laced with hyperbole....)
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To: dragonblustar

Crypto ping!! Sort of....

Heeheehee


10 posted on 03/27/2008 9:39:57 AM PDT by Politicalmom (Vote for The Huckster 2012- Who needs White House furniture, anyway?)
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To: lowbridge

11 posted on 03/27/2008 9:42:08 AM PDT by vietvet67
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To: lowbridge

My attorney sister told me one time that the hardest part of being an officer of the court was keeping a straight face.


12 posted on 03/27/2008 9:43:50 AM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: 2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten

If he was indeed molested by Bigfoot, perhaps they could measure the diameter of his.....

to prove it.


13 posted on 03/27/2008 9:55:26 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd (Typical White Person)
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To: Slings and Arrows

/mark


14 posted on 03/27/2008 9:57:43 AM PDT by KoRn (CTHULHU '08 - I won't settle for a lesser evil any longer!)
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To: vietvet67
What does Hillary's cankles have to do with this? Oh I remember now. The Weekly World News once reported that Bigfoot would be her VP. Cankles/Bigfoot... what a ticket!
15 posted on 03/27/2008 10:09:27 AM PDT by mickey finn
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To: lowbridge

If that were the case, he should have stuck with dating French women to get the same hairy effect.


16 posted on 03/27/2008 10:12:33 AM PDT by crusty old prospector
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To: lowbridge

Buggered by Bigfoot?


17 posted on 03/27/2008 10:47:33 AM PDT by Virginia Ridgerunner ("We must not forget that there is a war on and our troops are in the thick of it!"--Duncan Hunter)
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To: dragonblustar

Crypto ping perhaps?


18 posted on 03/27/2008 10:50:50 AM PDT by Non-Sequitur
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To: Owl558; Leo Farnsworth; Alas Babylon!; DeLaine; webschooner; lowbridge; Angelas; presidio9; ...
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This guy needs a big boot to prison.

19 posted on 03/27/2008 10:56:32 AM PDT by dragonblustar (Once abolish the God, and the government becomes the God - G. K. Chesterton)
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To: 2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten
OK, mofo, produce Bigfoot as a witness

Don't be silly.

Bigfoot cant speak a word of english.

20 posted on 03/27/2008 1:12:15 PM PDT by lowbridge ("I can't wait to see what he stands for." - Susan Sarandon on her support of Barack Obama)
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