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Convicted Molester Claims He Was A Victim of Bigfoot
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| March 26, 2008
Posted on 03/27/2008 9:31:09 AM PDT by lowbridge
A man who claims that he was molested by Bigfoot as a child was ordered to serve 20 years in prison yesterday for his own molestation-related activities.
Gene R. Morrill, 57, of New Ipswich, New Hampshire, had previously pleaded guilty in Stafford Circuit Court to 20 charges stemming from his efforts to solicit 13-year-old boys over the Internet.
According to the Freelance Star, Defense Attorney Terrence Patton cited Morrill's mental health issues in seeking leniency from Judge J. Howe Brown.
Morrill reportedly told an investigator preparing his pre-sentence report that he had been sexually assaulted by the legendary Bigfoot. Patton said Morrill really believes the assaulted happened.
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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Miscellaneous; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: bigfoot; molester; sasquatch
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posted on
03/27/2008 9:31:11 AM PDT
by
lowbridge
To: lowbridge
A man who claims that he was molested by Bigfoot as a childWTF!!
To: lowbridge
That defense would have worked with an OJ Simpson type (average IQ 60) jury
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posted on
03/27/2008 9:33:50 AM PDT
by
50mm
(:-O :-o - :-| ZZZZZZzzzzZZZZzzzz)
To: lowbridge
He’s a victim of BigFoot? How far does this pandering go?
To: forkinsocket
Caught in the act!
To: forkinsocket
I had to double-check to make sure that wasn’t an National Enquirer article...
To: lowbridge
OK, mofo, produce Bigfoot as a witness and then we’ll give this some credence. Otherwise, don’t drop (or pick up) the soap!
To: lowbridge
Bigfoot trolling:
To: lowbridge
The dude does need a BIG FOOT somewhere..
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posted on
03/27/2008 9:39:33 AM PDT
by
hosepipe
(CAUTION: This propaganda is laced with hyperbole....)
To: dragonblustar
Crypto ping!! Sort of....
Heeheehee
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posted on
03/27/2008 9:39:57 AM PDT
by
Politicalmom
(Vote for The Huckster 2012- Who needs White House furniture, anyway?)
To: lowbridge
To: lowbridge
My attorney sister told me one time that the hardest part of being an officer of the court was keeping a straight face.
To: 2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten
If he was indeed molested by Bigfoot, perhaps they could measure the diameter of his.....
to prove it.
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
03/27/2008 9:57:43 AM PDT
by
KoRn
(CTHULHU '08 - I won't settle for a lesser evil any longer!)
To: vietvet67
What does Hillary's cankles have to do with this? Oh I remember now. The Weekly World News once reported that Bigfoot would be her VP. Cankles/Bigfoot... what a ticket!
To: lowbridge
If that were the case, he should have stuck with dating French women to get the same hairy effect.
To: lowbridge
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posted on
03/27/2008 10:47:33 AM PDT
by
Virginia Ridgerunner
("We must not forget that there is a war on and our troops are in the thick of it!"--Duncan Hunter)
To: dragonblustar
To: Owl558; Leo Farnsworth; Alas Babylon!; DeLaine; webschooner; lowbridge; Angelas; presidio9; ...

This guy needs a big boot to prison.
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posted on
03/27/2008 10:56:32 AM PDT
by
dragonblustar
(Once abolish the God, and the government becomes the God - G. K. Chesterton)
To: 2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten
OK, mofo, produce Bigfoot as a witness Don't be silly.
Bigfoot cant speak a word of english.
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posted on
03/27/2008 1:12:15 PM PDT
by
lowbridge
("I can't wait to see what he stands for." - Susan Sarandon on her support of Barack Obama)
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