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Gigolo-Meter: What're you worth in bed? (Compare yourself to Client #9's honey!)
hellarity.us ^ | March, 2008 | Hellarity

Posted on 03/22/2008 4:41:20 PM PDT by dynachrome

*Estimations based on averages taken from advertised male and female private escort sites

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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Miscellaneous; Society
KEYWORDS: compare; quiz; spitzer; test
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To: dynachrome
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41 posted on 03/22/2008 6:06:11 PM PDT by MotleyGirl70
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42 posted on 03/22/2008 6:11:36 PM PDT by MaxMax (I need a life after politics)
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To: dynachrome

It was fun, but confusing...who wants me?


43 posted on 03/22/2008 6:27:09 PM PDT by toldyou (Even if the voices aren't real they have some pretty good ideas.)
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To: dynachrome
Dang, I'm in the wrong line of work.....
I guess I need to straighten out my putter...LOL

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44 posted on 03/22/2008 6:29:10 PM PDT by ThreePuttinDude ()... Cevapi & Slivovitz for everyone....()
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To: MotleyGirl70
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45 posted on 03/22/2008 6:29:38 PM PDT by Perdogg (Reagan would have never said "She's my girl")
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46 posted on 03/22/2008 6:32:55 PM PDT by JRios1968 ("If you go over a cliff with all flags flying, you are still going over a cliff"—Ronald Reagan)
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To: Miss Behave

ping


47 posted on 03/22/2008 6:35:10 PM PDT by JRios1968 ("If you go over a cliff with all flags flying, you are still going over a cliff"—Ronald Reagan)
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To: MaxMax

Hey, did you steal the answer sheet or somethin’? :)


48 posted on 03/22/2008 6:37:37 PM PDT by Sue Perkick (And I hope that what I’ve done here today doesn’t force you to have a negative opinion of me….)
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To: Sue Perkick

Heh, I’m a super freek.


49 posted on 03/22/2008 6:38:30 PM PDT by MaxMax (I need a life after politics)
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To: dynachrome

I’m worth $1,270/hr in bed.

Not worth a damn on the computer...can’t copy and paste the results!

Okay...again...who wants me?


50 posted on 03/22/2008 6:38:51 PM PDT by toldyou (Even if the voices aren't real they have some pretty good ideas.)
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To: MaxMax

Geez...what do you do?


51 posted on 03/22/2008 6:39:44 PM PDT by toldyou (Even if the voices aren't real they have some pretty good ideas.)
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To: SunTzuWu
$216.29 I think I'll just shoot myself...

Save a bullet for me... I scored the same... I guess you don't get any points for not having a disease.

52 posted on 03/22/2008 6:39:49 PM PDT by LowOiL ("I don't need Mr. Keyes lecturing me on Christianity. That's why I have a pastor." — Barack Obama)
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To: MaxMax

LOL. I was feeling pretty good about myself.

For a minute.


53 posted on 03/22/2008 6:41:23 PM PDT by Sue Perkick (And I hope that what I’ve done here today doesn’t force you to have a negative opinion of me….)
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To: LowOiL

I took the test two different ways. With and without diseases - there was only $30-$40 difference.


54 posted on 03/22/2008 6:42:34 PM PDT by TightyRighty
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To: Kitten1

My results: “Congratulations, you’re worth MORE in bed than the average ($216.43143565308) person taking this quiz!” I’m wondering about the use of the decimal point??? LOL A couple of the questions did not have my preferred selection, so I faked it. [I really love chocolate, but Ruby Port Wine is my favorite; there has to be something between sexual eunuch and the other choices, for a single twice divorced man in his early sixties! etc.]


55 posted on 03/22/2008 6:43:41 PM PDT by MHGinTN (Believing they cannot be deceived, they cannot be convinced when they are deceived.)
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To: dynachrome
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Boy, glad I manage to get in a lot of travel......

56 posted on 03/22/2008 6:43:51 PM PDT by bpjam (Drill For Oil or Lose Your Job!! Vote Nov 3, 2008)
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To: MaxMax

If you’re a guy...I don’t live too far away...


57 posted on 03/22/2008 6:44:03 PM PDT by toldyou (Even if the voices aren't real they have some pretty good ideas.)
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To: Sue Perkick; toldyou

No secret, I just changed the code. LOL, fun stuff.


58 posted on 03/22/2008 6:44:46 PM PDT by MaxMax (I need a life after politics)
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To: MaxMax

Oh dear, and I thought you were sexy, kinky..and...

Changed the code?

Well you’re smart...I like smart...


59 posted on 03/22/2008 6:47:52 PM PDT by toldyou (Even if the voices aren't real they have some pretty good ideas.)
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To: toldyou

I thought smart “was” kinky.


60 posted on 03/22/2008 6:51:12 PM PDT by MaxMax (I need a life after politics)
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