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Gigolo-Meter: What're you worth in bed? (Compare yourself to Client #9's honey!)
hellarity.us ^ | March, 2008 | Hellarity

Posted on 03/22/2008 4:41:20 PM PDT by dynachrome

*Estimations based on averages taken from advertised male and female private escort sites

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Dynachrome is a cheap date! "$811 per hour"
1 posted on 03/22/2008 4:41:24 PM PDT by dynachrome
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To: dynachrome

$1102 per hour...I’m in the wrong career.


2 posted on 03/22/2008 4:45:02 PM PDT by NittanyLion
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To: dynachrome

$719 in bed. I’m surprised I would get that much.


3 posted on 03/22/2008 4:47:23 PM PDT by CzarNicky (The problem with bad ideas is that they seemed like good ideas at the time.)
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To: dynachrome

$1025


4 posted on 03/22/2008 4:49:20 PM PDT by John W (We're all gonna die!!!!)
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bedroom toys
5 posted on 03/22/2008 4:53:30 PM PDT by jdm
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To: dynachrome

$1056, but I lied about the snoring.


6 posted on 03/22/2008 4:54:01 PM PDT by Richard Kimball (Sure, they'd love to kill me, as long as they can do it without admitting I exist)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet; A knight without armor; Alexander Rubin; AmericaUnite; Atlanta Conservative; ...
Just for fun ping. Are you worth as much as "Client#9"'s ummmm.... escort?, date?, honey?

FREEP THIS QUIZ ***PING!*** FRmail me if you want to be added or removed from the Fearless Poll-Freeping Freepers Ping list. And be sure to ping me to any polls that need Freepin', if I miss them. (looks like a medium volume list) (gordongekko909, founder of the pinglist, stays on the list until his ghost signs up for the list)

7 posted on 03/22/2008 4:57:07 PM PDT by dynachrome (Immigration without assimilation means the death of this nation~Captainpaintball)
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$216.29

I think I'll just shoot myself...

8 posted on 03/22/2008 4:57:54 PM PDT by SunTzuWu
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To: SunTzuWu

Lie about size.....

;)


9 posted on 03/22/2008 4:58:48 PM PDT by dynachrome (Immigration without assimilation means the death of this nation~Captainpaintball)
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To: dynachrome

Under age, they didn’t have an option for “older than dirt.”


10 posted on 03/22/2008 5:00:09 PM PDT by mass55th
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To: dynachrome; Peanut Gallery
bedroom toys
11 posted on 03/22/2008 5:00:34 PM PDT by Professional Engineer (www.pinupsforvets.com)
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To: mass55th

I noticed that as well.


12 posted on 03/22/2008 5:01:04 PM PDT by Professional Engineer (www.pinupsforvets.com)
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I wonder if there’s a special rate for Senior Citizens :-)


13 posted on 03/22/2008 5:03:06 PM PDT by mass55th
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Well dang. If I'd only known.

bedroom toys

14 posted on 03/22/2008 5:03:47 PM PDT by Sue Perkick (And I hope that what I’ve done here today doesn’t force you to have a negative opinion of me….)
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To: dynachrome
bedroom toys

I'm OK with that.
15 posted on 03/22/2008 5:04:20 PM PDT by Tainan (Talk is cheap. Silence is golden. All I got is brass...lotsa brass.)
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To: Professional Engineer

I’m ahead at $1,132, but I way lied about age.


16 posted on 03/22/2008 5:05:16 PM PDT by purpleraine
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To: dynachrome

I am so good that you cannot even put a price on it.


17 posted on 03/22/2008 5:06:01 PM PDT by Perdogg (Reagan would have never said "She's my girl")
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To: Lil'freeper

Ping


18 posted on 03/22/2008 5:07:01 PM PDT by big'ol_freeper ("Preach the Gospel always, and when necessary use words". ~ St. Francis of Assisi)
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To: Perdogg

Do you take state of California credit cards?


19 posted on 03/22/2008 5:07:33 PM PDT by purpleraine
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To: purpleraine

$1,132 an hour.


20 posted on 03/22/2008 5:09:12 PM PDT by Perdogg (Reagan would have never said "She's my girl")
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