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Trinity Cracker Company to begin making "Reverend Wrights Crackers" to help Obama.
me | 3/19/08 | georgiadawg32

Posted on 03/19/2008 12:16:36 PM PDT by GeorgiaDawg32

Wall Street Investment Firms and the Dow Jones were abuzz today with the news that Barack Obama is investing in a new firm that will begin manufacturing "Reverend Wrights Crackers", a division of the newly formed Trinity Cracker Company of Chicago. According to sources, crackers will need to be a necessary element of his campaign if he is to win the Democratic Party nomination.

"From New York to San Diego and Seattle to Miami, this country is full of crackers. Crackers can be found not only in Georgia and Alabama, but California, Washington State and North Dakota. You can't get away from it, crackers are everywhere."

"We want to capitalize on this rare opportunity for all people of color to use crackers to enable us to win the nomination. Each purchase of crackers will provide 15 cents to the campaign of Senator Obama, a worthwhile and worthy cause. We feel this product will go well with chili, soup, and as a useful topping on Green Bean Casserole. The best part is, when you're done using the crackers, you just throw the remainder out or place them under a bus. They make a cool crunchy sound."

Developing..


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: humor; jeremiahwright; nobama; obama; satire

1 posted on 03/19/2008 12:16:37 PM PDT by GeorgiaDawg32
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To: GeorgiaDawg32

I don’t think the Rev wants to be associated with *Crackers*.


2 posted on 03/19/2008 12:18:31 PM PDT by wolfcreek (I see miles and miles of Texas....let's keep it that way.)
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To: GeorgiaDawg32
Good Job!

(GO DAWGS!)


3 posted on 03/19/2008 12:21:07 PM PDT by Niteranger68 (Where are they hiding Obama’s white half?)
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To: Niteranger68

I love my Dawgs..:)


4 posted on 03/19/2008 12:28:09 PM PDT by GeorgiaDawg32 (If the left doesn't want me to say Barack HUSSEIN Obama, I WON'T say HUSSEIN..I promise,)
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To: GeorgiaDawg32; Tijeras_Slim
Entertaining Crackers
5 posted on 03/19/2008 1:00:00 PM PDT by martin_fierro (I'M NOT DEAD YET!)
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To: GeorgiaDawg32

6 posted on 03/19/2008 1:29:54 PM PDT by Hegemony Cricket (IX-XI -- numquam didici)
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To: Hegemony Cricket

dang, an honest to goodness mad cracker..LOL


7 posted on 03/19/2008 1:34:27 PM PDT by GeorgiaDawg32 (If the left doesn't want me to say Barack HUSSEIN Obama, I WON'T say HUSSEIN..I promise,)
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To: GeorgiaDawg32
We feel this product will go well with chili, soup, and as a useful topping on Green Bean Casserole.

Michelle Obama added, "The only thing the you shouldn't do is put brown sugar on a cracker. They simply aren't good enough for that."

8 posted on 03/19/2008 1:46:55 PM PDT by tacticalogic ("Oh bother!" said Pooh, as he chambered his last round.)
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To: Hegemony Cricket

ROFL! That’s even more apropos these days!


9 posted on 04/14/2008 2:27:31 PM PDT by P.O.E. (Thank God for every morning.)
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To: GeorgiaDawg32

Are these crackers going to be bitter?


10 posted on 04/14/2008 2:31:44 PM PDT by dforest (McCain is to Conservatives like Kryptonite is to Superman.)
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To: P.O.E.

heh..satire does have a way of becoming reality, doesn’t it..(especially when it comes to dems)..


11 posted on 04/14/2008 3:01:18 PM PDT by GeorgiaDawg32 (www.liberallunacy.bravehost.com..I'm a Patriot Guard Rider. www.patriotguard.org for info.)
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