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Top Ten Messages Left On Eliot Spitzer's Answering Machine
cbs.com ^
| 3/11/08
| letterman
Posted on 03/12/2008 10:45:53 AM PDT by GeorgiaDawg32
10) Hey, what's new?
9) It's Barack Obama. Remember our conversation about being my running mate? Nevermind.
8) Ralph Nader here, glad to hear I'm not the only politician who has to pay for it
7) I'm calling from the 'New York Post.' Would you rather be known as 'Disgraced Gov Perv' or 'Humiliated Whore Fiend'?
6) This is John McCain, if it makes you feel better, I once got caught having sex with Lincoln's wife
5) It's Dr. Phil, call me if you need any horse**** advice
4) This is Senator Larry Craig. Do you ever go through the Minneapolis airport?
3) It's Wolf Blitzer. Call me if you ever want a hot Spitzer-Blitzer three-way
2) Paris Hilton here. I would have done it for free
1) It's Arnold Schwarzenegger. Thanks, I'm no longer America's creepiest governor
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TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: comedy; letterman; spitzer; topten
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I did the search and didn't see this. If it's a duplicate, I apologize..
To: GeorgiaDawg32
Except for #2, pretty lame. What, are the writers still on strike?
2
posted on
03/12/2008 10:47:12 AM PDT
by
Revolting cat!
(We all need someone we can bleed on...)
To: GeorgiaDawg32
Some good ones there! lol.
To: Revolting cat!
I agree. The only one that got a mild chuckle from me. I thought the McCain one was really bad.
4
posted on
03/12/2008 10:50:57 AM PDT
by
Moonman62
(The issue of whether cheap labor makes America great should have been settled by the Civil War.)
To: Revolting cat!
We must have difference senses of humor. I thought no’s 1 & 2 were the least funny of them all.
5
posted on
03/12/2008 10:51:43 AM PDT
by
jdm
(Contrary to popular belief, the search function works just fine.)
To: GeorgiaDawg32
Hilarious!!! Too Good! Letterman still pissed at Arnold for annoucing his Candidacy on Leno.
6
posted on
03/12/2008 10:55:13 AM PDT
by
The_Republican
(You know why Chelsea Clinton is so Ugly? Because Janet Reno is her Father! LOL! - Mac is Back!)
To: GeorgiaDawg32
“Hi Spitzy, Kristin here. Does this mean our next date is off? Call me..”
7
posted on
03/12/2008 10:57:15 AM PDT
by
vietvet67
To: GeorgiaDawg32
Did they say “horse****” on Letterman? Guess I’m out of it. Last time I watched TV, that word was still not allowed.
8
posted on
03/12/2008 10:59:00 AM PDT
by
Nea Wood
(I'm not a bad Christian because I refuse to join you in giving other people's stuff away.)
To: Nea Wood
I’ll bet he said it but the censors knew it in advance and made sure it was bleeped well ahead of the taped replay over the network.
9
posted on
03/12/2008 11:08:34 AM PDT
by
ButThreeLeftsDo
(Tracking The "Flyin' Imams" Since 11/20/06)
To: GeorgiaDawg32
Funny stuff! Do some folk here need to get a sense of humor?
10
posted on
03/12/2008 11:16:16 AM PDT
by
Theresawithanh
(McCain in 2008. Because our liberal is still better than both of theirs.)
To: GeorgiaDawg32
11
posted on
03/12/2008 11:25:54 AM PDT
by
marinamuffy
(I'm no fan of McCain but I'll crawl over broken glass to vote against Hillary or the Obamanation.)
To: marinamuffy
“Other than that Mrs. Spitzer, how did you enjoy being New York’s first lady?”
12
posted on
03/12/2008 12:04:33 PM PDT
by
HardStarboard
(Take No Prisoners - We're Out Of Qurans)
To: zot
13
posted on
03/12/2008 12:07:26 PM PDT
by
evets
(zot)
To: Revolting cat!
I liked number #7 best. . .
14
posted on
03/12/2008 12:20:53 PM PDT
by
alwaysconservative
(If Spitzer resigns or is impeached, does he lose his Hillary superdelegate status? LOL!)
To: evets
Thanks for the ping.
I’ll bet Spitzer’s wife a call from Hillary.
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posted on
03/12/2008 12:49:04 PM PDT
by
zot
To: ButThreeLeftsDo
I’ll bet he said it but the censors knew it in advance and made sure it was bleeped well ahead of the taped replay over the network. That's what happened
16
posted on
03/12/2008 2:26:52 PM PDT
by
Oztrich Boy
(Never say yer sorry, mister. It's a sign of weakness)
To: GeorgiaDawg32
#1 should be Bill Clinton: “Hey, Eliot, just say it wasn’t sex.”
17
posted on
03/12/2008 2:29:35 PM PDT
by
Palladin
(Michelle Obama is Aunt Esther, without the Bible.)
To: GeorgiaDawg32
I laughed the top of my head off at each one.
This is why gag writers for Letterman earn in the six figures and some dour freepers don't.
Leni
18
posted on
03/12/2008 2:34:57 PM PDT
by
MinuteGal
(I Love My Country More Than I Hate McCain.)
To: Revolting cat!
My wife thought #2 was the funniest one of them all.
Cheers!
19
posted on
03/12/2008 5:14:57 PM PDT
by
grey_whiskers
(The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
To: GeorgiaDawg32
throw in there somewhere:
"Must be a good feeling to throw away everything for a hooker, eh? "
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posted on
03/12/2008 5:19:35 PM PDT
by
SGCOS
(Life's a bitch, we don't need to elect one.)
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