[PJ-Comix]

I made a suggestion to Charles Henrickson for an Eliot Spitzer song parody. If one comes up, I'll post that here too.

[Ouderkirk]

Eliot’s got Spitzer for brains.

[Tennessee Nana]

well this didnt take long...

Round up all the usual suspect jokes...

pop in Spits name...

[Loud Mime]

Did he ever meet Larry Craig?

[RDTF]

brings a whole new meaning to ordering a spritzer

[NautiNurse]

Mr. Spitzer, Number Nine,
Going down the Northeast Line,
If the whore is on some crack,
Do you want your money back?

[ButThreeLeftsDo]

“How many NY governors does it take to.........”

[353FMG]

Any pictures of any of the members of that prostitution ring?

[RDTF]

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/1983608/posts?page=1

When Will Spitzer Finally Pull Out?

[Hebrews 11:6]

Q: What was Governor Spitzer working on with those young ladies?

A: The State of his Union.

[The_Republican]

Based on the transcript, I still can’t get over the fact the Houston-Shuttle-Launch control room back and forth between Hos, Pimp, and Client-9.

They had every detail covered. Huge back and forth discussions about the “Pre-Paid Package”, about the “Remaining Balance” from previous encounter, about making sure “Package” arrives securely and is verifed, about all forms of transportations, exact times, cabs, trains, pickup up times, arrival times, rooms, hotels, and MOST IMPORTANTLY Client-9 told them that “door would be open”. Then Pimp worries that what if some hotel worker shuts it. Client-9 explains that no it would not be ajar, but it would be open and if your PRESS the button certain way it would open.

I can’t get over the EXACT military mission type planning. No detail left untouched. Everything confirmed and double confirmed.

This guy Spitzer, he is dilligent and thorough! I will give him that much.

[pookie18]

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1983526/posts

[RDTF]

[Old Sarge]

Spitz-er Swallows?

[kingu]

Elliot would pull out of the Governor’s mansion, but he’s into risky business.

$4,100 for a hooker? And he options for only $200 in extras? Next time, bring the Viagra.

As Spitzer signs up his legal team for the eventual charges he’ll be facing, the first lawyer approached chided the governor on his statement. So much for using the Rep. Jefferson defense that he was /actually/ working undercover for the FBI and they burned him... But least we know where that $10k in cash from Jefferson’s freezer went.

[CougarGA7]

Who would have thought that love potion #9 was just a Spitzer.

[org.whodat]

With those big ears it must have been some kind of “Ferengi” sex.

[Travis McGee]

Eliot Spitzer: Pimp Daddy Number Nine:

[Paul Heinzman]

He took her on highway 69, where the speed limit’s lickety split.

[paudio]

He said, "This is a private matter."

Gee, no doubt there. It is a matter of his private.

[Clemenza]

Eliot is a Sinkspitzler (look it up).