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Satire!! SPITZER SAYS THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU ALLOW THOSE FISA WIRETAPS!! Vanity
Vanity | 3/10/2008 | milwguy

Posted on 03/10/2008 1:28:48 PM PDT by milwguy

Eliot Spitzer today decried the use of government wiretaps. According to Spitzer, the Bush Administration is using the FISA Law to entrap honest Governors like himself. "I told you this would happen if you let the Bush Administration tap people's phones". "They say they are looking for Al_Qaeda, but they are really targeting their political opponents under the guise of the war on terror" he said.

Spitzer further went on to criticize the government for preventing people from making a living. "Those ladies have bills to pay" he explained. "Some of them aren't as incredibly smart as I am, so they use whatever gifts the good Lord gave them" "To prevent them from earning the kind of money high powered legal minds such as myself earn is the real crime here"


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: bogus; caveatemperor; client9; clinton; fisa; nobama; obama; satire; spitzer; spitzmas
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To: milwguy

Democrats are such frauds.


21 posted on 03/10/2008 1:33:49 PM PDT by Aria (NO RAPIST ENABLER FOR PRESIDENT!!!)
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To: milwguy
Natch !! A liberal NEVER takes responsibility for his own actions.

Last week The Smoking Gun posted papers about the international prostitution ring being busted, as they were last Thursday. The high-priced call girls were rated in diamonds on the club's website:

An international call girl ring that solicited wealthy male clients via a web site that rated its hookers on a scale of diamonds (and charged accordingly) has been busted by federal agents. The operators of the New York-based Emperors Club were named in a felony complaint unsealed today in U.S. District Court in Manhattan.

Spitzer was Client #9...

Club owners were wiretapped not Spitshit.

22 posted on 03/10/2008 1:34:27 PM PDT by xtinct (I was the next door neighbor kid's imaginary friend.)
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To: milwguy
Headline? McCain disavows attacks on Spitzer. "Not right," says Senator McCain.
23 posted on 03/10/2008 1:34:27 PM PDT by WilliamofCarmichael (If modern America's Man on Horseback is out there, Get on the damn horse already!)
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To: milwguy

Satire. And your linky no worky.


24 posted on 03/10/2008 1:34:40 PM PDT by mysterio
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To: ncfool

He has to resign as he as Attorney General went after the women of the night and convicted some calling them vermin and slime. Hmmmm Elliott its your turn now.


25 posted on 03/10/2008 1:35:12 PM PDT by ncfool (Savage said that Islam is a Peaceful religion. Your very peaceful after they slit your throat!)
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To: milwguy
The New York Democrat, identified in legal papers as “Client 9,” met last month with at least one woman in a Washington hotel, the law enforcement official said.

The prostitution ring, identified in court papers as the Emperors Club VIP, arranged connections between wealthy men and more than 50 prostitutes in New York, Washington, D.C., Los Angeles, Miami, London and Paris, prosecutors said. Four people allegedly connected to the high-end ring were arrested last week.

The club's Web site displays photographs of scantily clad women with their faces hidden. It also shows hourly rates depending on whether the prostitutes were rated with one diamond, the lowest ranking, or seven diamonds, the highest. The most highly ranked prostitutes cost $5,500 an hour, prosecutors said.

The scandal was first reported on The New York Times’ Web site.


Pissed off he got caught!

Doesn't the Spitmeister know that PROSTITUTION is against the law? Should we exempt HIM from the LAW?

LOL!!!

We use wire taps to get people who BREAK OUR LAWS - AQ or who ever is breaking our laws - they don't discriminate and wink at hypocritical Demoncrats who want to believe they are ABOVE the LAW.

26 posted on 03/10/2008 1:35:21 PM PDT by nmh (Intelligent people recognize Intelligent Design (God).)
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To: Billg64

Spitzer is getting his! That POS deserves all the mockery and humiliation that is coming his way. This guy makes Richard Nixon seem completely honest. I’m sure many of his political victims are laughing their arses off right now.


27 posted on 03/10/2008 1:35:24 PM PDT by Comparative Advantage
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To: Larry Lucido
“Bush set me up!”

You owe me a new monitor. Mine is covered in coffee from laughing too hard....

28 posted on 03/10/2008 1:35:25 PM PDT by gunservative
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To: sappy

It’s satire. Unfortunately, you can’t tell these days.


29 posted on 03/10/2008 1:35:48 PM PDT by Brilliant
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To: milwguy

you shouldn’t post this crap, people will believe it is true. I don’t believe it is true yet.


30 posted on 03/10/2008 1:35:53 PM PDT by libbylu (I voted for Nixon,Ford,Reagan,Bush,Dole,Bush. NO WAY MCCAIN.)
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To: rod1

Kwami Kilpatrick has been using it quite a bit lately...


31 posted on 03/10/2008 1:36:17 PM PDT by Abathar (Proudly posting without reading the article carefully since 2004)
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To: milwguy

I knew it! it was Bushes fault! So now that we know it was the wire taps I guesss his wife is fine with that explanation and he can go back to his normal life! What a dumb a## moron. Hope I see you with a shoppingcart full of plastic bottles one day!


32 posted on 03/10/2008 1:36:35 PM PDT by ronnie raygun (Id rather be hunting with dick than driving with ted)
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To: milwguy

Spitzer will only resign if the Clintons tell him to. He’s a “Superdelegate”, and in The Beast’s camp, and they’ll need every one at the Convention. Wannabet he fights tooth and nail to hang on? Wannabet there’s a Clintonista response to this within a day or two, and it centers on wiretaps?

This man oughta disappear in a cloud of shame and never be seen again in public, but it’ll never happen. Morality means NOTHING to DemocRATs, only power.

God, it makes me sick.....


33 posted on 03/10/2008 1:36:42 PM PDT by Supercharged Merlin
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To: milwguy

Beautiful...freakin’ beautiful. This sanctimonious, self-serving sonofabitch has made countless people’s lives miserable and deserves everthing that happens to him...in spades !! Wonder if he did drugs, too??


34 posted on 03/10/2008 1:36:42 PM PDT by GoldenPup
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To: milwguy
Milwguy, this one's for you...


35 posted on 03/10/2008 1:36:42 PM PDT by avacado
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To: milwguy

This is clearly satire. What Spitzer was really doing was going undercover to expose this prostitution ring. He succeeded!


36 posted on 03/10/2008 1:36:47 PM PDT by Malesherbes
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To: milwguy
The beginning of a new legal strategy (leave it up to the numb nuts lawyers); The “Al_Qaeda did it” defense!
37 posted on 03/10/2008 1:37:08 PM PDT by Herakles (Diversity is code word for anti-white racism)
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To: LukeL
“This has to be a joke. Because a woman was born with a huge rack means God wants her to be a hooker?”

I don't know WHO HIS GOD IS ...

My God doesn't approve of prostitution.

38 posted on 03/10/2008 1:37:21 PM PDT by nmh (Intelligent people recognize Intelligent Design (God).)
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To: milwguy
Geez...I already had that angle covered from an earlier post:

But wait...according to DU (just couldn't resist) it is a blackmail/extortion attempt orchestrated by Karl Rove that includes an illegal wiretap under FISA designed to target "progressive pols" to ensure continuation of the Reich. Oh, almost forgot...and it's just about sex.

Excuse me while I go take a shower...


39 posted on 03/10/2008 1:38:28 PM PDT by ravingnutter
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To: milwguy

Moonbats over at the New York Times blog on this story are already all over this.

Standard excuses/conspiracy theories include:
1. Bush set him up
2. It’s just sex
3. Bush/Cheney are bigger criminals than Spitzer
4. This accusation doesn’t feed any hungry children
5. It’s a Wall Street/corporatist conspiracy to get back at Spizter
6. Women and minorities hit hardest


40 posted on 03/10/2008 1:38:36 PM PDT by Libertarian444
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