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Posted on 03/01/2008 7:24:11 PM PST by Soaring Feather
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Hang 'em HIGH, I say!
Looking at the extended forecast, the next time we're supposed to get above freezing is, oh, say NEXT July!
You a cowboy now?? LOL
"You a cowboy now??"
LOL that is hilarious! I have not seen this one before now.
S**t! Just sitting here reading a thread and everything changes in the configuring of the sidebar, now it is Everything, used to have three (3) options.
BREAKING NEWS!!!!
WASHINGTON , DC - Congress is considering sweeping legislation which will provide new benefits for many Americans. The Americans With No Abilities Act (AWNAA) is being hailed as a major legislative goal by advocates of the millions of Americans who lack any real skills or ambition. "Roughly 50 percent of Americans do not possess the competence and drive necessary to carve out a meaningful role for themselves in society," said California Senator Barbara Boxer. "We can no longer stand by and allow People of Inability to be ridiculed and passed over. With this legislation, employers will no longer be able to grant special favors to a small group of workers, simply because they have some idea of what they are doing." In a Capitol Hill press conference, House Majority Leader Nancy Pelosi and Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid pointed to the success of the U.S. Postal Service, which has a long-standing policy of providing opportunity without regard to performance. Approximately 74 percent of postal employees lack any job skills, making this agency the single largest U.S. employer of Persons of Inability. Private-sector industries with good records of nondiscrimination against the Inept include retail sales (72%), the airline industry (68%), and home improvement "warehouse" stores (65%). At the state government level, the Department of Motor Vehicles also has a great record of hiring Persons of Inability (63%). Under the Americans With No Abilities Act, more than 25 million "middle man" positions will be created, with important-sounding titles but little real responsibility, thus providing an illusory sense of purpose and performance. Mandatory non performance based raises and promotions will be given so as to guarantee upward mobility for even the most unremarkable employees. The legislation provides substantial tax breaks to corporations that promote a significant number of Persons of Inability into middle-management positions, and gives a tax credit to small and medium-sized businesses that agree to hire one clueless worker for every two talented hires. Finally, the AWNA Act contains tough new measures to make it more difficult to discriminate against the Nonabled, banning, for example, discriminatory interview questions such as "Do you have any skills or experience which relate to this job?" "As a Nonabled person, I can't be expected to keep up with people who have something going for them," said Mary Lou Gertz, who lost her position as a lugnut twister at the GM plant in Flint, Michigan, due to her lack of any discernible job skills. "This new law should really help people like me." With the passage of this bill, Gertz and millions of other untalented citizens will finally see a light at the end of the tunnel. Said Senator Ted Kennedy: "As a Senior Senator With No Abilities, I believe the same privileges that elected officials enjoy ought to be extended to every American with no abilities. It is our duty as lawmakers to provide each and every American citizen, regardless of his or her adequacy, with some sort of space to take up in this great nation."
That’s it right there, I am gonna apply for a Wing Nut Tester technician job immediately, and if I don’t get it I will scream discrimination at every Gov. Dept I can!
Oh, fantastic graphic!
Yes, I did want for the Ladies and Gents of the Lair to see the Parrot Flower, rare and exotic.
The day is moving along well, thanks and hope the same for you. ;0)
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Well, thoughtful of you Tom. I will continue to drink water and coffee!
ROFLOL!
I got question report from AP wire claim that guy who originally brought lawsuit against Air Force acamdeny few years ago about Jewish and non Christian Air Force cadets were being discrimate he claim now being discrimate against he brought lawsuit 10 years he still in the miltary
Do Miltary have that long of memory Just asking he claim he going sue US Air Force for discrimation saying that he was pass over for promotion
IF SO BOY Miltary are divas
They should give the guy promotion even so just avoid the headaches YIKES
OMG OH LORDY Tomkow that funny LOL!
I am not suprise my Madame Speaker Barbara Boxer doing this with my state first uncle in Law LOL!
“THE VERY RARE PARROT FLOWER “
Pretty flower, and may be rare. But to me the blossoms look like the blossoms on a bleeding heart.
Well well report from Jerelsum Post claim that new phone call from Syria to Condri Rice who is in israel for talk about escaling violence in Gaza claim there won’t be no peace unless Israel give back to Golan Heights
EXCUSE ME LOL! i thought they won Golan Height Israel did the 1967 or 73 war NOT SURE
What a captivating little beauty!
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