The Dragonflies'Lair ~Thread L~

What someone put that out?? Dirty dogs, no respect!

1,901 posted on 04/02/2008 7:34:05 AM PDT by Soaring Feather (I soar- 'cause I can...)

Not according to the video I saw of you on youtube

Post a link, Man!

1,902 posted on 04/02/2008 7:34:22 AM PDT by acad1228 (This election will be a South Park conundrum)

1,903 posted on 04/02/2008 7:34:29 AM PDT by Soaring Feather (I soar- 'cause I can...)

Post a link, Man!

Here, I found one

1,904 posted on 04/02/2008 7:36:39 AM PDT by acad1228 (This election will be a South Park conundrum)

To: acad1228; Soaring Feather

Not yet....I have to get ALL the ~~blackmail~~,...umm, MILAGE out of it that I can before I post a link.

1,905 posted on 04/02/2008 7:37:12 AM PDT by tomkow6 (...............CHANGE We Can Believe............My "VOICES"!....)

To: tomkow6; acad1228

Go ahead, MAKE MY DAY!

1,906 posted on 04/02/2008 7:39:35 AM PDT by Soaring Feather (I soar- 'cause I can...)

To: tomkow6; Soaring Feather

Okay, I’m sorry for the Rick-Roll. Anyone have that mp3?

1,907 posted on 04/02/2008 7:40:15 AM PDT by acad1228 (This election will be a South Park conundrum)

You tubes are okay, I don’t mind Rick-Roll and I do not have that mp3.

1,908 posted on 04/02/2008 7:42:49 AM PDT by Soaring Feather (I soar- 'cause I can...)

To: acad1228; Soaring Feather; Lady Jag; tongue-tied; All

Oh, Noooooooooo!! I'm getting that urge again!!!!!

I......I.......I can't control it..........

How do crazy people go through the forest?
They take the psycho path.

How do you get holy water?
Boil the hell out of it.

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
Polaroids.

What do prisoners use to call each other?
Cell phones.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
A stick.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho Cheese.

What do you call Santa's helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.

What do you call four bull fighters in quicksand?
Quatro sinko.

What do you get from a pampered cow?
Spoiled milk.

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.

What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?
A pool table.

What is a zebra?
26 sizes larger than an "A" bra.

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck.

What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
The taste.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anyone can roast beef.

Where do you find a no legged dog?
Right where you left him.

Where do you get virgin wool from?
Ugly sheep.

Why are there so many Johnsons in the phone book?
They all have phones.

Why do bagpipers walk when they play?
They're trying to get away from the noise.

Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
Because they have big fingers.

1,909 posted on 04/02/2008 10:00:50 AM PDT by tomkow6 (...............CHANGE We Can Believe............My "VOICES"!....)

To: tomkow6; All

HoW To KeEp A HeaLthY LeVel Of iNsAniTy aNd dRiVe OtHeR PeOple iNsAnE

At lunchtime, sit in your parked car and point a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
Page yourself over the intercom. (Don't disguise your voice.)
Insist that your e mail address be Xena-goddess-of-fire@companyname.com or Elvis-the-king@companyname.com.
Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
Encourage your colleagues to join you in a little synchronized chair dancing.
Put your garbage can on your desk and label it 'IN.'
Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.
Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors"
Reply to everything someone says with, "That's what you think."
Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy."
Adjust the tint on your monitor so that the brightness level lights up the entire working area. Insist to others that you like it that way.
Dont use any punctuation
As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
Ask people what sex they are.
Specify that your drive through order is "to go."
Sing along at the opera.( I've done this!)
Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Wear them one day after your boss does. (This is especially effective if your boss is the opposite gender.)
Send e-mail to the rest of the company to tell them what you're doing. For example: "If anyone needs me, I'll be in the bathroom."
Put mosquito netting around your cubicle.
Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
Call 911 and ask if 911 is for emergencies
Call the psychic hotline and just say, "Guess"
Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard.
When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I Won!", "I Won!" "3rd time this week!!!"
When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "Run for your lives, they're loose!"
Tell your boss, "It's not the voices in my head that bother me, its the voices in your head that do"
Tell your children over dinner. "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go"
Every time you see a broom yell "Honey, your mother is here"

AnD tHe FiNal wAy tO aNnOy PeOple:

Send this e-mail to everyone in your address book, even if they sent it to you.

1,910 posted on 04/02/2008 10:15:13 AM PDT by Lady Jag ( It is easier to go down a hill than up, but the view is from the top)

To: tomkow6; Soaring Feather; All

Breaking news from Kydto news wire look like Chia Pet is at again report is that NK just launch group of cruise missile they have cruise missile does that require electricty LOL!

1,911 posted on 04/02/2008 10:24:08 AM PDT by SevenofNine ("We are Freepers, all your media belong to us, resistence is futile")

They use the static electricity from his hair??

1,912 posted on 04/02/2008 10:40:09 AM PDT by Soaring Feather (I soar- 'cause I can...)

Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

My sister-in-law told me I was not a poet, my poetry did not rhyme. LOL

1,913 posted on 04/02/2008 10:43:20 AM PDT by Soaring Feather (I soar- 'cause I can...)

To: Soaring Feather

I always thought that poetry was ‘posa ryme!

1,914 posted on 04/02/2008 10:46:22 AM PDT by tomkow6 (...............CHANGE We Can Believe............My "VOICES"!....)

1,915 posted on 04/02/2008 10:51:58 AM PDT by Soaring Feather (I soar- 'cause I can...)

Sonnets do not rhyme, but there are definite rules on how to write them - they must have 14 lines.

http://www.uoregon.edu/~rbear/shake/wssonnets.html

1,916 posted on 04/02/2008 10:56:21 AM PDT by Soaring Feather (I soar- 'cause I can...)

To: Soaring Feather; All

Thought a sonnet was what women wore on their heads at Easter time...

1,917 posted on 04/02/2008 10:58:16 AM PDT by tomkow6 (...............CHANGE We Can Believe............My "VOICES"!....)

Bonnet -that’s Bonnet.

Sonnet the most beautiful ever!

How Do I Love Thee?
by Elizabeth Barrett Browning

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.
I love thee to the depth and breadth and height
My soul can reach, when feeling out of sight
For the ends of Being and ideal Grace.
I love thee to the level of every day’s
Most quiet need, by sun and candlelight.
I love thee freely, as men strive for Right;
I love thee purely, as they turn from Praise.
I love with a passion put to use
In my old griefs, and with my childhood’s faith.
I love thee with a love I seemed to lose
With my lost saints, — I love thee with the breath,
Smiles, tears, of all my life! — and, if God choose,
I shall but love thee better after death.

1,918 posted on 04/02/2008 11:00:41 AM PDT by Soaring Feather (I soar- 'cause I can...)

Thanks. That’s my mind wandering.

1,919 posted on 04/02/2008 11:02:03 AM PDT by Lady Jag ( It is easier to go down a hill than up, but the view is from the top)

To: Soaring Feather

You're just trying to confuse me, ain't ya?

Well, IT AIN'T GONNA WORK! I'M A HIGH SCHOOL DROP-OUT, don't ya know!

1,920 posted on 04/02/2008 11:02:51 AM PDT by tomkow6 (...............CHANGE We Can Believe............My "VOICES"!....)

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