I realize your need for intimacy may have long ago passed, but you, perhaps, might want to get over those long ago held fantasies of leopard skins and those younger 80 year old beach bunnies........
Counselling might help.
:-)
Taze!
It’s what they crave!
Or was that White Castle...?
The zoorotica management is going to name you their "PATRON OF THE YEAR" in recognition of your perfect attendance at the animal mating ritual sessions.
You must be very proud ...