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To: Lakeshark
By the way, CONGRATULATIONS!

The zoorotica management is going to name you their "PATRON OF THE YEAR" in recognition of your perfect attendance at the animal mating ritual sessions.

You must be very proud ...

6,923 posted on 02/12/2009 7:25:50 AM PST by catpuppy
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To: catpuppy
I gather on their website the profile of their patron of the year from the forms filled out was as follows:

Male.
Resides in Floriduh.
Loves hot, flat, ugly places.
Loves early bird specials.
Has posse of 80 year olds.
Has fantasies of leopard skin clad beach bunnies under 80.

6,925 posted on 02/12/2009 7:36:02 AM PST by Lakeshark (Thank a member of the US armed forces for their sacrifice)
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