Dimensional Door - Freeople Thread 34

Today | Me

[Lakeshark]

Who-a, a feather boa.

[derllak]

Uhhh...are you trying to be a poet, Grampa?
You’ll have to try harder than that. There’s a
reason we call you Lame, ya know.

[Lakeshark]

I only wax poetic when there are Scootish lassies aboot.

[Pippin]

Gotcha!

Begs fer trouble! ;o)

[derllak]

Start waxing, Grampa! Fritter just graced us with her presence. Hae me!

[derllak]

When you see Grampy Lame flailing his arms and writhing on the floor, just ignore it. We don’t want to encourage his bad behavior. :)

[Pippin]

Darn! and I had to go and change the tagline again!

Now to find an appropriate picture of a HUNK er I mean a MAN wearing a kilt! ;o)

Hey! are you referring to that incodent in that garden?

[Pippin]

I’m BAAAAACK!

[derllak]

I’m sure I can find a picture of Grampy in his plumber shorts....or Darks in his happy face boxer shorts. Will that do?

[Lakeshark]

Ther wuz a yung lassie,
Was eer soo sassy,
She goot doon on here knees
Pretending to sneeze,
But everyone knew,
Fritter di na look a shoes
Twas really the kilts she looked after.

Burmashave!

[Darksheare]

I was thinking more of the dancing Twi’lek slave girl from Return of the Jedi.
But then I’d have to dump people into my Rancor pit.

[Darksheare]

Doun an tha barrows, tha ghosties be waitin’.

[derllak]

Lol! Not bad, Grampa! I’ll give you 3 and a half stars. :)

[Lakeshark]

You forgot to tell me not to quit my day job.......

[Pippin]

Hae! Sharkey!

Trere once was a laddie called Sharkey

who wouldna go oot afore darkie

Se 'e got on his hors

and set oot on his course

and ended up in Roxbury!

[derllak]

You mean your pole dance act?

[derllak]

Dancing Twi’lek slave girl? Is that the one with three eyes and a hairy chest?

[Pippin]

Ye were oot an aboot!

ye ken aboot tha laird and lassie

who were eer so classy

but then ye booted the oo the door!

[Lakeshark]

Ye think we cun git thum to revel and dance as that wee little slave girl?

[derllak]

Don’t quit your day job! :)