[Lakeshark]

Ther wuz a yung lassie,
Was eer soo sassy,
She goot doon on here knees
Pretending to sneeze,
But everyone knew,
Fritter di na look a shoes
Twas really the kilts she looked after.

Burmashave!

[derllak]

Lol! Not bad, Grampa! I’ll give you 3 and a half stars. :)

[Pippin]

Hae! Sharkey!

Trere once was a laddie called Sharkey

who wouldna go oot afore darkie

Se 'e got on his hors

and set oot on his course

and ended up in Roxbury!