Posted on 01/27/2008 6:57:51 AM PST by Mo1
Besides, my hummer will knock down trees and heat the house with extra poisonous CO2 gasses that will make it too hot to live where you are........
ROFL! You’ve got real talent, Fritter! Now sing it in your Donald Duck voice...
:-)
Aye! Hae me a crumpet wi tea und haggis!
Geez, I sound like a pirate....aaarrrghhh!
I’ll send some of my pals from Cuidad.... to git u...
Senorita, they’ll be too hot to move fast enough for el hummer ka bong.......
I gotta go make a phone call to Leno. Y’all be good while I’m gone! :)
You Quack me up!
Now's a story!
Of a man named Sharkey!
Who never ever seen a snark!
Until one day!
A lovely lady!
Came up to Sharkey and said
Oh Grampa have you ever seen my snark?
Hername is Derlly@!
and she's so purley!
I don't know why she ever ran away!
But Sharkey said I haven't a clue!
And Darks said I do where I keep all the snarks I found!
The heard an eep! eep! and then a Meep! meep!
and Derly came bounding out to play!
Now the Lovely ladt came up tp Sharkey
said sir I foud my snark
then Derlly said in a tiny Scottish accent EEP! EEP! MEEP! MEEP!
She was calling on the Scottish Time Lords led bi Fritter!
Run Sharkey! Run!
After the haggis you would sound like a pirate!
ROFL! A few nips too many, I see! Put the bottle down now, Fritter.....
Man! That scotch was goos!
She shouldn’t quit her day job......
Is retired!
Lol! You ain’t kiddin’, Gramps. For once we agree!
I’m back.
WhadImiss?
I’d better b nice, you put coneflower seeds on your widowsill.
Keeps wee ghosties like me out... or in.
Let’s see....you missed BQ’s Elvis impersonation, Lameshark’s pole dance routine and Pippin did a belly dance in a burqa. I think that about covers it. :)
That’s what you miss when you run off like your pants are on fire.....:P
You also missed olod grammy doorlock’s impersonation of a pirate........
Pirate derrly?
Now with swash buckle action and real mascot fu grip?
Had to run into town for a bit.
:(
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