ROFL! You’ve got real talent, Fritter! Now sing it in your Donald Duck voice...
You Quack me up!
Now's a story!
Of a man named Sharkey!
Who never ever seen a snark!
Until one day!
A lovely lady!
Came up to Sharkey and said
Oh Grampa have you ever seen my snark?
Hername is Derlly@!
and she's so purley!
I don't know why she ever ran away!
But Sharkey said I haven't a clue!
And Darks said I do where I keep all the snarks I found!
The heard an eep! eep! and then a Meep! meep!
and Derly came bounding out to play!
Now the Lovely ladt came up tp Sharkey
said sir I foud my snark
then Derlly said in a tiny Scottish accent EEP! EEP! MEEP! MEEP!
She was calling on the Scottish Time Lords led bi Fritter!
Run Sharkey! Run!