Posted on 01/27/2008 6:57:51 AM PST by Mo1

I don't do speedos......
Oh, now I get it! She gets all the good ones cuz she’s cute as a button, right? :P
:-)
Geez, Lame is confused....again. I’m the ‘nut, Gran’s the button.
Anything else you need help with, Grampa, just let me know.
I’m always here for ya! :P
No.
But if I misplace my arms again, we might have to keep an eye out for them showing up and laying in wait.
Did your sock puppets have anything to do with your missing arms? Those little devils!
I have real LIVE sock puppets.
And they complain alot.
They keep telling me to let them out of their cages and such.
But, like my lawn gnome, they will eventually need to be buried.
Poor things.
*rolls eyes*
Well done! I am surprised that having so much to eat the past three seasons, you've managed to choke it all down. It must get easier with practice.
Well no wonder they complain, Darks. you don’t keep sock puppets in a cage.....you keep them on your arms. They can’t speak without hand movements. No wonder they’re rebelling against you. I’m surprised you’re still alive! :)
Grampa needs a smackdown....I live for these moments! Come closer to me, Grampa....:P
The way you talk you'd think that the SEC patsy team offered up last year finally beat Michigan (or the time before, etc. ad nauseum).
When you actually win one against us, you may serve up a piece of crow. In the meantime, due to your most excellent 2W's and 11L's against us, your crow supply must be endless and seem as it will never stop.........but have no fear, there are good meds for depression now....
Poor Pup, after a hard day of excessive heat, ugly landscape, and flatness vying with the Bonneville salt flats, you can sing jingles of SEC greatness to your blue haired fan club.
:-)
*except, of course, for "big" blue's opponents
Well.....
Chewing on logs and working with mud isn't the most interesting of lifestyles.....
:-)
Ouch! That’s gonna need a band-aid! I need to stay away from Grampa when he’s low on geritol....:P
I knew you were olod.......
:-(
*strikes forehead against monitor*
Sorry, I’ve been feeling achy and flu-y all week long. Head is mushy and foggy and not much makes sense, including your post. :P
Are my beloved Broncos playing today? Are they getting their tushies whooped? What’s the scoop, Grampy? Don’t make me come over there and beat it outta you! :)
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