I have real LIVE sock puppets.
And they complain alot.
They keep telling me to let them out of their cages and such.
But, like my lawn gnome, they will eventually need to be buried.
Poor things.
Well no wonder they complain, Darks. you don’t keep sock puppets in a cage.....you keep them on your arms. They can’t speak without hand movements. No wonder they’re rebelling against you. I’m surprised you’re still alive! :)