Posted on 01/27/2008 6:57:51 AM PST by Mo1
I think Darks was referring to Pup’s holding tanks.........holding for his Dawgs that tanked so early.......and in the future his Crimson Tide that will tank later........poor Pup, his early bird specials will taste bad until he finds another team to root for after they win the championship game......
While it figures that you would have to rely upon the "big" 10's recent addition in order to have a team with any chance of being around at the end of the year, I am tempted to take that bet even knowing that State Pen Penn State has only to beat its weak sister conference playmates (including the childishly fragile Michigan Wolverettes) in order to achieve the goal that you have set for them. Really going out on a limb, aren't you?
However, I'll decline the wager, satisfied in knowing that your beloved Michigan and its overrated "big" 10 have once again proven that the "big" 10 and its big schools--like big boasts--do not necessarily produce big results.
As to your other comment (After all, it's beautiful, no excessive heat, flatness or ugliness anywhere to be seen), perhaps the crime and cold have kept you in total seclusion or left you blinded by drive-by shootings and/or frostbite. Try to get out more. But bundle up and consider a police escort. After all, it is still Michigan.
You might want to hold on those anti-depressants for a while, but I guess if I held a belief that:
Michigan and its overrated "big" 10 have once again proven that the "big" 10 and its big schools--like big boasts--do not necessarily produce big results.
1. Check me if I'm wrong here.......as I recall, Michigan once again blasted another patsy incredibly unbeatable school from the SEC last January 1st, leading to vast amounts of meds being taken in some hot, ugly parts of Floriduh (although not necessarily in Miami).
2. Once again, check me if I'm wrong here, but doesn't Michigan have a recent record of:
11 wins
2 losses
To that great SEC conference that always achieves "great results"?
3. Check me if I'm wrong, but isn't Michigan still the all time winningest football program in NCAA history?
I love the smell of meds burning in Catpuppy's brain early in the morning........
:-)
And try not to be so defensive about Michigan/Detroit. After all, in just a few more years both will revert to the barren, frigid emptiness that civilized folk avoid.
Also, when one of your SEC teams actually does beat Michigan ( and quite clearly, last year's one failed once again).....we'll talk.
Until then....go easy on the meds down there....I know it's ugly, but get a grip........and go easy on those blue hairs at the early bird special.....
Those blue hairs are Wolverettes, fleeing from the lousy football, drive by shootings and persistent ice age that are the major features of your beloved motherland.
Easy on those prescriptions Pup.....
When my arms race, they go odd places as well.
I once found one hiding behind the toilet tank.
Dunno why it was hiding back there, and it was holding a menacing looking electric cattle prod too.
Are wqe talking about Joe the plumber now?
No cracks about plumbers......
Are we talking about Joe the plumber now?
No cracks about plumbers......
*Burp*
Michigan Speeding Law
The Michigan Highway Patrol is cracking down on speeders heading into Ann Arbor. For the first offense, they give you two University of Michigan football tickets. If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.
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Q. How do you keep a Michigan Wolverine out of your yard?
A. Put up a goal post.
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Q. What do you call a Michigan Wolverine with a BCS championship ring?
A. Thief.
Nice recycling effort though. Here, however, are some original jokes about a state that truly is a joke.....:-):
Florida State Mottos:
FLORIDA: If you think we can't vote, wait till you see us drive.
FLORIDA: We count more than you do.
FLORIDA: If you don't like the way we count then take I-95 and visit one of the other 56 states.
FLORIDA: We've been Gored by the bull of politics and we're Bushed.
FLORIDA: Relax...Retire...ReVote.
FLORIDA: What comes after 17,311?
FLORIDA: Where your vote counts...and counts...and counts...
FLORIDA: We don't just cheat in football.
FLORIDA: We're number one! Wait! Recount!
Palm Beach County: So nice, we let you vote twice.
Palm Beach County: We put the "duh" in Florida.
FLORIDA: Home of electile dysfunction.
FLORIDA: We count more than you do.
FLORIDA: This is what you get for taking Elian away from us.
FLORIDA: This isn't good when Alabama counts faster than us!
FLORIDA: Once is never enough!
FLORIDA: We would do a recount but we've run out of fingers and toes!
FLORIDA: Don't blame me, I voted for Gore, I think.
FLORIDA: Don't blame me, my vote didn't count.
FLORIDA: We're retired --no wait-- we're retarded!
FLORIDA: Don't count on us!
FLORIDA: Home of the edible chad.
FLORIDA: Bumbling better than ever!
Lol! Joe the plumber reminds me a lot of you, Lame. He’s a great guy, but does he look as good in a pair of plumber shorts as you do? We need pictures....:)
Joke?
Yes, of course, as I said......your hot, flat, and ugly state........is a _ _ _ _.
To qoute Joe six term.......a three letter word starting with j.........
:-)
At least I wasn't shooting a gun......
Yeah, I remember. but that was your grampa bathing suit. Now let’s see you in a speedo! :P
Still choking on the crow, I see. At least this year you have nothing to get worked up about—Notre Dame (4-2), Illinois (3-3), Toledo (2-4), Utah (7-0) having put a merciful and swift end to yet another miserable Wolverette season. This year you’ll be able to hang around rather than going into hiding for weeks after football season.
Here's crow for the SEC fan atic that is still sticking in that poor palate:
January 1, 2007:
Michigan 41
floriduh 35
January 1, 2003
Michigan 38
floriduh 30
Did I mention 11 and 2 lately? Dang, I know it hurts to be you, having put so much faith in the ultimate superiority of the SEC. How bout them #1 Dawgs, huh.......
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