Easy on those prescriptions Pup.....
Michigan Speeding Law
The Michigan Highway Patrol is cracking down on speeders heading into Ann Arbor. For the first offense, they give you two University of Michigan football tickets. If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.
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Q. How do you keep a Michigan Wolverine out of your yard?
A. Put up a goal post.
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Q. What do you call a Michigan Wolverine with a BCS championship ring?
A. Thief.