****THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

[StarCMC]

ROFL - that’s GREAT!!

[llevrok]

I knew a middle aged cross dresser who liked retro clothes.

One could say he was dating himself.

[ErnBatavia]

For all y'all that don't live in the Banana Belt....

[StarCMC]

LOL -- guess she didn't think his tractor was sexy anymore. :-D

[JUMPIN JEHOSPOHAT]

Busted’em all!

[llevrok]

I have a friend named John who is madly in love with a girl named Edith.

The only problem is that John is quite fat and keeps gaining weight.

"I'm so sad", John says. "I want to marry her and she says not until I lose weight."

"Well", I say. "I guess you can't have your cake and Edith too!"

[Responsibility2nd]

Big Dick's Half-way Inn (about a large man named Richard who owns a hotel mid-way between 2 cities. I think it's a real place too)

Ya Think???

[llevrok]

The other day I was on the local bus.

My favorite driver, Gloria, was at the wheel when the bus suddenly broke down.

As she steered it to the curb, I asked, "Sic Transit, Gloria?"

[Allegra]

LOL - figures you're a Team America fan. (As am I.)

[BruceysMom]

You forgot my favorite! “If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I’d Be Out Of Jail By Now”

[Delta 21]

Ever been to Saipan?

[synbad600]

John and Ruthy side by side
Went out for a motor
John hit a bump, Ruth hit a tree
So John kept driving, Ruthlessly

[llevrok]

There once was a man named Sweeney
Who spilt some vermouth on his weenie.
Not thought to be uncouth, he spilt some vermouth
and later slipped his wife a martini.

[clinkclink]

I thought W quit drinking!!

[BenLurkin]

Sorry I took so long.

Had to change into the right clothes...

[Bean Counter]

[skinkinthegrass]

HA! HA!....that won't work on real men....only the ladies.

[Tamar1973]

[Lucky9teen]

[Lucky9teen]