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****THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***
Posted on 01/18/2008 4:59:39 AM PST by Lucky9teen
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To: Deaf Smith
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posted on
01/18/2008 10:05:47 AM PST
by
StarCMC
(http://cannoneerno4.wordpress.com; http://starcmc.wordpress.com/ - The Enemedia is inside the gates.)
To: nuke rocketeer
I knew a middle aged cross dresser who liked retro clothes.
One could say he was dating himself.
82
posted on
01/18/2008 10:06:13 AM PST
by
llevrok
(Drink your beer, damnit! There are sober people in Africa!)
To: Lucky9teen
For all y'all that don't live in the Banana Belt....
83
posted on
01/18/2008 10:07:25 AM PST
by
ErnBatavia
(...forward this to your 10 very best friends....)
To: hillarynot
84
posted on
01/18/2008 10:07:26 AM PST
by
StarCMC
(http://cannoneerno4.wordpress.com; http://starcmc.wordpress.com/ - The Enemedia is inside the gates.)
To: DaveLoneRanger
85
posted on
01/18/2008 10:10:02 AM PST
by
JUMPIN JEHOSPOHAT
("I am not young enough to know everything" - Oscar Wilde / "It;s the same when yer too old!" - JJ)
To: nuke rocketeer
I have a friend named John who is madly in love with a girl named Edith.
The only problem is that John is quite fat and keeps gaining weight.
"I'm so sad", John says. "I want to marry her and she says not until I lose weight."
"Well", I say. "I guess you can't have your cake and Edith too!"
86
posted on
01/18/2008 10:13:54 AM PST
by
llevrok
(Drink your beer, damnit! There are sober people in Africa!)
To: LostPassword
Big Dick's Half-way Inn (about a large man named Richard who owns a hotel mid-way between 2 cities. I think it's a real place too) Ya Think???
The other day I was on the local bus.
My favorite driver, Gloria, was at the wheel when the bus suddenly broke down.
As she steered it to the curb, I asked, "Sic Transit, Gloria?"
88
posted on
01/18/2008 10:38:13 AM PST
by
llevrok
(Drink your beer, damnit! There are sober people in Africa!)
To: ErnBatavia
LOL - figures you're a Team America fan. (As am I.)
89
posted on
01/18/2008 10:40:35 AM PST
by
Allegra
(It'll be a cold day in Hell when it snows in Baghdad.)
To: StarCMC
You forgot my favorite! “If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I’d Be Out Of Jail By Now”
90
posted on
01/18/2008 10:45:24 AM PST
by
BruceysMom
(taking my half out of the middle.)
To: martin_fierro
Ever been to Saipan?
91
posted on
01/18/2008 10:58:25 AM PST
by
Delta 21
( MKC USCG - ret)
To: llevrok
John and Ruthy side by side
Went out for a motor
John hit a bump, Ruth hit a tree
So John kept driving, Ruthlessly
To: synbad600
There once was a man named Sweeney
Who spilt some vermouth on his weenie.
Not thought to be uncouth, he spilt some vermouth
and later slipped his wife a martini.
93
posted on
01/18/2008 12:37:06 PM PST
by
llevrok
(Drink your beer, damnit! There are sober people in Africa!)
To: synbad600
I thought W quit drinking!!
To: Lucky9teen
Sorry I took so long.
Had to change into the right clothes...
To: Lucky9teen
96
posted on
01/18/2008 2:08:29 PM PST
by
Bean Counter
(Stout Hearts...)
To: Lucky9teen
HA! HA!....that won't work on real men....only the ladies.
97
posted on
01/18/2008 2:33:44 PM PST
by
skinkinthegrass
(just b/c your paranoid, doesn't mean they're NOT out to get you....Run, FRed, Run. :^)
To: Lucky9teen
98
posted on
01/18/2008 3:24:40 PM PST
by
Tamar1973
(Riding the Korean Wave, one recipe at a time http://www.youtube.com/Tamar1973)
To: Tamar1973
99
posted on
01/18/2008 3:47:17 PM PST
by
Lucky9teen
(“A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader.” Harry Truman)
To: Delta 21
100
posted on
01/18/2008 3:48:18 PM PST
by
Lucky9teen
(“A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader.” Harry Truman)
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