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1 posted on 01/05/2008 6:24:50 AM PST by forkinsocket
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Was the pork chop tied around his neck, just so the dog would play with him?


2 posted on 01/05/2008 6:26:00 AM PST by digger48
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Sure, everyone carries a porkchop bone in their back pockets just in case it’s needed.

This type thing is why Texas Dept. of Criminal Justice doesn’t serve it’s inmates pork chops anymore.


3 posted on 01/05/2008 6:28:06 AM PST by mtbopfuyn (I think the border is kind of an artificial barrier - San Antonio councilwoman Patti Radle)
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I can see it now.....school districts sending notes home to parents telling them that children aren’t allowed to bring leftover pork chops or any other meat attached to bones for lunch.


4 posted on 01/05/2008 6:34:00 AM PST by nuconvert ("Terrorism is not the enemy. It is a means to the ends of militant Islamism." MZJ)
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He wouldn’t be hard to pick out of a lineup.


5 posted on 01/05/2008 6:45:08 AM PST by raybbr (You think it's bad now - wait till the anchor babies start to vote!)
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Outlaw mirrors - Help reduce anger and violence.


6 posted on 01/05/2008 7:17:50 AM PST by MrBambaLaMamba (Buy 'Allah' brand urinal cakes - If you can't kill the enemy at least you can piss on their god)
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HAHAHA! Is that the weapon or the prep? If pork chops are outlawed only .....


7 posted on 01/05/2008 7:20:46 AM PST by Daffynition (The quieter you become, the more you are able to hear.)
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He put the fug in fugly!


8 posted on 01/05/2008 7:23:13 AM PST by csvset
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To: forkinsocket; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
Something about this story isn't kosher.


9 posted on 01/05/2008 8:12:15 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (When Ehud Olmert had his bris, they threw away the baby and saved the foreskin.)
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Food Fights are all fun and games until somebody gets stabbed in the neck with a pork chop bone.


10 posted on 01/05/2008 8:16:01 AM PST by Grizzled Bear ("Does not play well with others.")
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Bone of Contention.


11 posted on 01/05/2008 8:54:07 AM PST by martin_fierro (Porkus Delecti)
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MMMMmmmmm......Poke Chops.


13 posted on 01/05/2008 9:20:05 AM PST by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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Obviously the perp has been in da big house.


14 posted on 01/05/2008 9:21:02 AM PST by SunkenCiv (https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/____________________Profile updated Sunday, December 30, 2007)
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Does this mean that BATFE will be raiding Waffle House for unlicensed arms dealing?


18 posted on 01/05/2008 9:27:14 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (When Ehud Olmert had his bris, they threw away the baby and saved the foreskin.)
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Uhoh... ban, control, and seize pork!


20 posted on 01/05/2008 9:34:22 AM PST by Freedom2specul8 (Please pray for our troops.... http://anyservicemember.navy.mil/)
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he stabbed another man in the neck with a pork chop bone during a food fight.

Well, it was a food fight.

21 posted on 01/05/2008 9:34:22 AM PST by SIDENET (Hubba Hubba...)
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stabbed another man in the neck with a pork chop bone during a food fight

Food fight?

Sounds like food won.

23 posted on 01/05/2008 9:36:10 AM PST by SIDENET (Hubba Hubba...)
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If the victim were Jewish, would this be classified as a bias attack?


28 posted on 01/05/2008 9:48:44 AM PST by Tanniker Smith (wee fish ewe a mare egrets moose panda hippo gnu deer)
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They really have to stop these congress critters from putting so much pork in the legislation.


30 posted on 01/05/2008 10:02:55 AM PST by punster
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Jesse Jackson commented: “A mother has five children and two pork chops. She won’t run to a computer to prove that she has three excess children. She’ll make gravy and cut the chops into five pieces because she’s got common sense.”


35 posted on 01/05/2008 10:41:52 AM PST by Larry Lucido (Hunter 2008)
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‘But judge! I am a licensed acupuncturist. I was treating the patient for an ear ache, and successfully, I might add. My assistant was eating lunch at the time and when I called for a # 3 needle she handed me this pork chop bone she just finished gnawing on. Her fault!’


37 posted on 01/05/2008 11:20:17 AM PST by Eastbound
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