Pork Chop Stabbing

WRCB TV ^ | January 2, 2008 | Staff

[forkinsocket]

An Oklahoma man was arrested after police say he stabbed another man in the neck with a pork chop bone during a food fight.

Police in Ardmore, Oklahoma responded to call of a fight outside a local business New Year's day.

When they arrived, they found the victim covered in blood with a puncture wound to his neck.

[SIDENET]

he stabbed another man in the neck with a pork chop bone during a food fight.

Well, it was a food fight.

[Freedom2specul8]

LOL

[SIDENET]

stabbed another man in the neck with a pork chop bone during a food fight

Food fight?

Sounds like food won.

[Enterprise]

"Sure, everyone carries a porkchop bone in their back pockets just in case it’s needed."

Really! How can ridiculous can some people be? I carry my porkchop bone in the traditional place; my glove box.

[wizr]

Must be an everyday food fight in Congress, with all the pork they throw around.

[Yardstick]

I love it! Only ZZ Top would pay musical homage to a pokechop sandwich.

That's cause pokechop sandwiches got mojo.

[Slings and Arrows]

ROTFLMAO!

[Tanniker Smith]

If the victim were Jewish, would this be classified as a bias attack?

[SunkenCiv]

I ham sure you’re right about that.

[punster]

They really have to stop these congress critters from putting so much pork in the legislation.

[null and void]

I ham always right, glad to hear you’re loin-ing that fact...

[Sender]

It was time to change my tagline anyway. Great lyrics.

[Larry Lucido]

“Why, you young whippersnappers haven’t seen anything. I was at the Battle of Pork Chop Hill!”

[The Spirit Of Allegiance]

Me too. And I carry the Grey Poupon SEPARATELY, in the trunk.

And now you know why the Rolls-Royces had to come to a stop in those old commercials.

[Larry Lucido]

Jesse Jackson commented: “A mother has five children and two pork chops. She won’t run to a computer to prove that she has three excess children. She’ll make gravy and cut the chops into five pieces because she’s got common sense.”

[The Spirit Of Allegiance]

Mr. Jackson’s own approach is not to cut the servings a bit smaller, it is to rob a neighbor of a pig so that Jesse’s family and friends get to eat too, and at someone else’s expense.

[Eastbound]

‘But judge! I am a licensed acupuncturist. I was treating the patient for an ear ache, and successfully, I might add. My assistant was eating lunch at the time and when I called for a # 3 needle she handed me this pork chop bone she just finished gnawing on. Her fault!’

[null and void]

Excellent!

[Rennes Templar]

Really, the guy looks right out of Gitmo. Our Iraqi troops have upgraded their armour, but do they have enough A-1 sauce?

[trisham]

Yikes. Amongst other issues, he looks mentally challenged.