Posted on 01/04/2008 10:39:43 AM PST by chordmaster
Pre-School propoganda: Why Mommy is a Democrat brings to life the core values of the Democratic party in ways that young children will easily understand and thoroughly enjoy. Using plain and non-judgmental language, along with warm and whimsical illustrations, these colorful 28-page paperbacks depict the Democratic principles of fairness, tolerance, peace, equality, and concern for the well-being of others.
(Excerpt) Read more at littledemocrats.net ...
Mommy flushed your little brother down the toilet because she is a Democrat.
Beat me to it!
They forgot the cartoon about “Democrats give children condoms so they can fornicate just like mommy does”
Why mommy is a democrat...
1) she’s an idiot
2) she’s a lesbian
3) she’s a mind numbed robot marching lockstep with her masters
4) she wants others to support her while she eats bon bons
5) she’s hitlery and wants to control the world
LITTLE MISSY; Mommy?
MOMMY: yes, sweetheart?
MISSY: So being a democrat is about peace, and tolerance for others?
MOMMY: of course, sweetie.
MISSY: why is it that you shout down Republicans and Christians when they have something else to say? They’re people too right?
..and if I work harder than Jessie at the lemonade stand, and jessie doesnt want to work..why do I have to give my share of the money to Jessie—even though he just slept at the lemonade stand?
Democrat: the party for adults who still need mommies.
Mommy is a Democrat because:
-she’s a high school dropout
-she’s a whore
-she almost aborted you
-She’s a lazy bitch who won’t get a job and wants working people to support you
-She’s a moron
-she’s a totalitarian
-she’s a man hating lesbian
-she has the IQ of a potato
-she is a FemiNazi
-she is Britney Spears
I hate to mention this, but Britney Spears is actually a Republican.
There is a post from about a year ago with this book and some Freeper doctored the pics and it was absolutely hilarious.

There is nothing in the Constitution about being forced to share with others. Let alone being forced to share recreational resources.
This is Socialist propaganda. Nothing but. All property is theft.
This Momma isn’t a Demoncrat and never will be a Demoncrat.
As a Bible based Christian, ALL their tennents are against my hardcore social and fiscal conservative stances.
Democrats make sure schools have great teachers.
Then where is the merit based testing of the teachers? Why the reluctance to fire bad teachers? (hint: NEA Teachers' Union gives $$$ to the Democrats. Employment security is job 1.)
And look at this one where: momma squirrel is keeping the children "safe" from the mean old (GOP?)elephant and the pervert in the raincoat:
http://littledemocrats.net/images/always_safe2.jpg
Wonder if the author will ever marry the mother of "his" child:
I currently live in Madison, Wisconsin, with my partner Julia, her daughter Isabella (age eight), and our cat Zach -- all lifelong Democrats.
As we all know, Republicans want schools to have lousy teachers. (rolling eyes)
Specifically the ants and the grasshopper... where the grasshopper plays all summer while the ants toil for the future. Comes cold winter the ants are safe, warm, and with food, while the grasshopper dies cold and alone. Revisionist versions have the ants "sharing" their food with the grasshopper.
WELL NO WONDER THE NORTH POLE AND OCEANS ARE WARMING!!! DEMOCRATS PUT A HAT ON THE TOP OF THE EARTH AND 2 BIG LENSES OVER OUR OCEAN!!!
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