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Hello Kitty AR-15 - evil black rifle meets cute and cuddly
RifleGear.com Blog ^ | 12/27/07

Posted on 12/30/2007 1:08:51 PM PST by llevrok

So called "Assault Weapons Bans" such as the now expired 1994 Clinton ban and the one still in place in states such as California seek to ban rifles that our misguided legislators feel have no purpose in civilian hands. They identify "evil features" they can use to generically classify these "military style" weapons in sweeping terms. Of course these features, such as plastic pistol grips, barrel shrouds, and bayonet lugs have absolutely nothing to do with the firearms potential lethality in the real world and are merely cosmetic features. After all, it really doesn't matter what color the firearm is if it fires the same ammunition right? Well, in the "spirit" of the California Assault Weapon Ban I decided to do my best to alleviate the fears of my fellow citizens and gun-banning legislators when I put together a new AR-15 for my wife. Below is the result of my painstaking work to transform an Evil Black Rifle (EBR) into a Cute Pink RIfle (CPR). Introducing the Hello Kitty AR-15!


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: banglist; hellokitty
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To: llevrok; Allegra; NRA2BFree; .30Carbine; AnnaZ; martin_fierro

Allegra — anything else besides this and the tank downthread that you need to defend the Free World, just let us know.


41 posted on 12/31/2007 8:56:45 AM PST by The Spirit Of Allegiance (Public Employees: Honor Your Oaths! Defend the Constitution from Enemies--Foreign and Domestic!)
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To: The Spirit Of Allegiance
Allegra — anything else besides this and the tank downthread that you need to defend the Free World, just let us know.

LOL - this is hliarious! I joke with the guys that I'm going to get pinkish pearl inlays on my "ugly government-issue" Beretta and a pink pearly holster to match, but now I think I'll just request a Hello Kitty AR-15.

42 posted on 12/31/2007 9:07:54 AM PST by Allegra (That midget hates it when I do that.)
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To: GregoTX

Don’t ask Don’t tell?


43 posted on 12/31/2007 9:49:37 AM PST by LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget (Si Hoc Legere Scis Nimium Eruditionis Habes)
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To: llevrok

44 posted on 12/31/2007 10:21:40 AM PST by PBRSTREETGANG
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To: melt

This elevates the “Eye Of The Tiger” to a whole new level.


45 posted on 12/31/2007 10:29:50 AM PST by Atchafalaya
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To: llevrok; harpseal; TexasCowboy; AAABEST; Travis McGee; Squantos; Shooter 2.5; wku man; SLB; ...
This is too cool. For California, at least. $;-)

Click the Gadsden flag for pro-gun resources!

46 posted on 12/31/2007 10:30:10 AM PST by Joe Brower (Sheep have three speeds: "graze", "stampede" and "cower".)
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To: llevrok

I saw a pink AR15 at the gun range. The owner was an adolescent girl


47 posted on 12/31/2007 10:33:16 AM PST by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: GregoTX

No Hello Kitty combat boots?


48 posted on 12/31/2007 10:33:46 AM PST by Jane Austen
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To: llevrok

It looks like a toy.


49 posted on 12/31/2007 10:40:45 AM PST by wastedyears (Tell me why I had to be a powerslave... Iron Maiden March 14th, 2008)
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To: Daffynition

Holy cow...


50 posted on 12/31/2007 10:41:55 AM PST by wastedyears (Tell me why I had to be a powerslave... Iron Maiden March 14th, 2008)
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To: mylife

An adolescent girl with a pink AR-15? I’m a 22 year old male without an evil black rifle.

I’m behind =(


51 posted on 12/31/2007 10:47:45 AM PST by wastedyears (Tell me why I had to be a powerslave... Iron Maiden March 14th, 2008)
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To: wastedyears

get with the program!


52 posted on 12/31/2007 10:51:30 AM PST by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: mylife

“I saw a pink AR15 at the gun range. The owner was an adolescent girl”

An adolescent girl with a pink AR kicked my a$$ at a leg match in Wisconsin last year.


53 posted on 12/31/2007 10:54:38 AM PST by VRing (Happiness is a perfect sling bruise.)
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To: llevrok

Hurtin’ myself laughing BTT. Waiting for the Hello Kitty matching pink bayonet and claymore mine on the frilly lace doily. Hello Kitty hand grenades. The possibilities...


54 posted on 12/31/2007 10:57:18 AM PST by Billthedrill
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To: VRing; trussell

It could happen! Trussells little girl won the 1st annual Texas cowboy memorial shoot


55 posted on 12/31/2007 10:57:47 AM PST by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: MrEdd
NOT FUNNY. Apply that pic to YOUR favorite animal or maybe to your kids. To some folks their pets are their kids and that's okay. Until some sicko comes along and posts something like this.
56 posted on 12/31/2007 10:59:10 AM PST by ExSoldier (Democracy is 2 wolves and a lamb voting on dinner. Liberty is a well armed lamb contesting the vote.)
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To: ExSoldier

lighten up Francis ;0)


57 posted on 12/31/2007 11:03:38 AM PST by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: ExSoldier

I agree. That was in bad taste.


58 posted on 12/31/2007 11:06:45 AM PST by Jane Austen
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To: ExSoldier

Hello kitty is not a live pet. It is a mass marketed, over saturated child brand on the order of Barney the purple dinosaur. I didn’t post it on a forum for children - I posted it on a forum more populated by other beleaguered parents. Any cutesy show or product designed for three year olds gets real damned nauseating to the parents after several months of immersion.


59 posted on 12/31/2007 11:07:18 AM PST by MrEdd (Heck is the place where people who don't believe in Gosh think they aren't going.)
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To: melt

I like her assets


60 posted on 12/31/2007 11:19:16 AM PST by dennisw
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