Posted on 12/25/2007 8:11:36 AM PST by dayglored
LOS ANGELES, California (AP) -- Some gifts from Kris Kringle are better kept wrapped.
A man in a Santa hat was arrested Sunday night for investigation of drunken driving after he was spotted outside Grauman's Chinese Theater in Hollywood wearing a wig, a red lace camisole and a purple G-string, police said.
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The suspect was booked into jail after his blood-alcohol level measured just above the state's legal limit of .08, police said. He was later released on $5,000 bail.
The man, who is 6 feet 4 inches tall and weighs 280 pounds, also wore black leg warmers and black shoes...
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> Oh, you can say that now, because it's too late for a lump of coal in your stocking.
There's always NEXT year...
No Pictures Please...
Whew! Snuck in just under the wire.
you had to pick an ugly stick thin model.
I couldn't find a picture of a 300-pound gay man. in that garb. Sorry. :P
I'll give you the stick-thin; I like more meat on the bones. But I have to differ with you on the ugly. She has a lovely face. She just needs to eat a pizza. Or, more apropos today, a ham.
In the sprit of the season, I volunteer to help this poor, starving lass. If she comes to my place, I can provide pasta in rich buttery sauces, thick soup, full-bodied beer and single-malt scotch to help her fill out a bit. All in the name of Christmas charity, of course.
It's a season of giving, after all.
Who wears red with purple?! ewwwwwww.
LOL
We're talking about a 300-lb. man in a lace camisole and a G-string. As disturbing mental images go, the clash of colors didn't register at all.
I know. that was the essence of my joke. sigh. You gotta be a guuuuurl to understand.
Think “Legally Blonde” mindset ok? :)
You are truly one with the spirit. ;-)
(Good luck...)
Talk about jingle bells...
Hmmm. Now if YOU (navygal) have some pics, that would be okay... ;-)
Lol, sorry not pictures.
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