This picture has absolutely nothing to do with this story. And yet it's what I choose to focus on. It's the mental equivalent of a cracker or a sorbet to clear the taste of the last course from your palate.
Posted on 12/25/2007 8:11:36 AM PST by dayglored
LOS ANGELES, California (AP) -- Some gifts from Kris Kringle are better kept wrapped.
A man in a Santa hat was arrested Sunday night for investigation of drunken driving after he was spotted outside Grauman's Chinese Theater in Hollywood wearing a wig, a red lace camisole and a purple G-string, police said.
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The suspect was booked into jail after his blood-alcohol level measured just above the state's legal limit of .08, police said. He was later released on $5,000 bail.
The man, who is 6 feet 4 inches tall and weighs 280 pounds, also wore black leg warmers and black shoes...
(Excerpt) Read more at cnn.com ...
No pictures yet...
Eeew-w-w-w-w!
Well, they didn’t put his party affiliation, but I’m sure you can guess:
Drunk gay Santa dude, (D-CA).
Merry Christmas! Salacious ping?
And we are thankful for that small favor!
That was pretty much my reaction also. Maybe it's good there aren't pics...
And there really don't need to be any. :=)
DING DING DING! We have a winner...
Guilty!
Bad Santa!! Where did you get my christmas outfit!!!???
Los Angeles? That’s a long drive from San Fransicko.
Hmmm. Now if YOU (navygal) have some pics, that would be okay... ;-)
Refugee from the Folsom Street Fair?
No mention of a sack full of goodies?
Yet? How about never. The mental image alone is bad enough.
Hey, if a nearly 300-pound dude wants to dress up in a red lace camisole, purple G-string and Santa hat, that's his right. As Jimi Hendrix famously said, fly the freak flag high. But to go out in public like that? Even in Hollyweird, that's gonna attract the kind of attention you don't want.
This guy needs to be whacked with a Festivus pole. Then again, maybe that's just what he was looking for.
They only stopped him based on a “profile”.
This picture has absolutely nothing to do with this story. And yet it's what I choose to focus on. It's the mental equivalent of a cracker or a sorbet to clear the taste of the last course from your palate.
Oh, you can say that now, because it's too late for a lump of coal in your stocking.
Whew! Thanks.
Thank you just the same! Gets the award for "Most Appreciated Thread Hijack of 2007"!
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