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How Many Five Year Olds Could You Take In a Fight? (Self Survey)
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Posted on 12/21/2007 5:58:11 PM PST by DogByte6RER

How Many Five Year Olds Could You Take In a Fight?

This short survey will tell you approximately how many five year old children you could fight at once. Results are based on physical prowess, training, swarm-combatting experience, and the flexibility of your moral compass. Here are the ground rules:

You are in an enclosed area roughly the size of a basketball court

There are no weapons or foreign objects

Everyone is wearing a cup (so no kicks to the groin)

The children are merciless and will show no fear

If a child is knocked unconscious, he is "out." The same goes for you.

Note: Click onto the link provided on this post to take the survey on the site.

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To: DogByte6RER
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Of course, I have some experience, I'm working as an elementary Special Education teacher... ;)

81 posted on 12/22/2007 4:58:14 AM PST by Old Student (We have a name for the people who think indiscriminate killing is fine. They're called "The Bad Guys)
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To: DogByte6RER

I can take 24.


82 posted on 12/22/2007 5:46:55 AM PST by PeteB570 (Guns, what real men want for Christmas)
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To: DogByte6RER

Only 23. They’re holding my height against me. I know it. I think I just got profiled.


83 posted on 12/22/2007 5:50:30 AM PST by Sue Perkick (And I hope that what I’ve done here today doesn’t force you to have a negative opinion of me….)
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84 posted on 12/22/2007 12:23:39 PM PST by Michael Barnes
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To: DogByte6RER

I scored 22. Good thing that sunday school class never got larger than 16! Although when you stick two high-schoolers in with sixteen kindergarteners for two and a half hours... a box of cheez-its, four veggietales videos, half a gallon of lemonade, and countless napkins are required for survival.

Incidentally, I have a 74% chance of surviving a zombie apocalypse.


85 posted on 12/22/2007 7:43:49 PM PST by Hyzenthlay (1 4m t3h 1337 h4x0r ch1x!!!!111!!1ONE)
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To: Slings and Arrows

23...and there is no such thing as a fair fight !!!


86 posted on 12/22/2007 7:48:40 PM PST by StnCldTruth (A gun in your hand is better than a cop on the phone !!!!!)
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To: Slings and Arrows
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8^)

87 posted on 12/22/2007 9:56:40 PM PST by The SISU kid (I feel really homesick all the time & so do all the other aliens.....)
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To: DogByte6RER
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Become an Ultrasound technician

88 posted on 12/22/2007 11:52:20 PM PST by Islander7 ("Show me an honest politician and I will show you a case of mistaken identity.")
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To: DogByte6RER

Why fight them? Just toss a handful of fruit rollups and run in the other direction.


89 posted on 12/24/2007 12:49:04 AM PST by Jeff Chandler ("Liberals want to save the world for the children they aren't having." -Mark Steyn)
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To: bstein80

ping

and...

Have a Merry Christmas.


90 posted on 12/24/2007 8:03:40 AM PST by DogByte6RER ("Loose lips sink ships")
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