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How Many Five Year Olds Could You Take In a Fight? (Self Survey)
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| How Many Five Year Olds Could You Take In A Fight
Posted on 12/21/2007 5:58:11 PM PST by DogByte6RER
How Many Five Year Olds Could You Take In a Fight?
This short survey will tell you approximately how many five year old children you could fight at once. Results are based on physical prowess, training, swarm-combatting experience, and the flexibility of your moral compass. Here are the ground rules:
You are in an enclosed area roughly the size of a basketball court
There are no weapons or foreign objects
Everyone is wearing a cup (so no kicks to the groin)
The children are merciless and will show no fear
If a child is knocked unconscious, he is "out." The same goes for you.
Note: Click onto the link provided on this post to take the survey on the site.
(Excerpt) Read more at howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com ...
TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Miscellaneous; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: bandwidthwaster; combat; kidnation; kindergarten; lordoftheflies; mortalcombat; survey; whatif; worstcasescenario
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To: DogByte6RER
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Of course, I have some experience, I'm working as an elementary Special Education teacher... ;)
81
posted on
12/22/2007 4:58:14 AM PST
by
Old Student
(We have a name for the people who think indiscriminate killing is fine. They're called "The Bad Guys)
To: DogByte6RER
82
posted on
12/22/2007 5:46:55 AM PST
by
PeteB570
(Guns, what real men want for Christmas)
To: DogByte6RER
Only 23. They’re holding my height against me. I know it. I think I just got profiled.
83
posted on
12/22/2007 5:50:30 AM PST
by
Sue Perkick
(And I hope that what I’ve done here today doesn’t force you to have a negative opinion of me….)
To: DogByte6RER
I scored 22. Good thing that sunday school class never got larger than 16! Although when you stick two high-schoolers in with sixteen kindergarteners for two and a half hours... a box of cheez-its, four veggietales videos, half a gallon of lemonade, and countless napkins are required for survival.
Incidentally, I have a 74% chance of surviving a zombie apocalypse.
85
posted on
12/22/2007 7:43:49 PM PST
by
Hyzenthlay
(1 4m t3h 1337 h4x0r ch1x!!!!111!!1ONE)
To: Slings and Arrows
23...and there is no such thing as a fair fight !!!
86
posted on
12/22/2007 7:48:40 PM PST
by
StnCldTruth
(A gun in your hand is better than a cop on the phone !!!!!)
To: Slings and Arrows
87
posted on
12/22/2007 9:56:40 PM PST
by
The SISU kid
(I feel really homesick all the time & so do all the other aliens.....)
To: DogByte6RER
88
posted on
12/22/2007 11:52:20 PM PST
by
Islander7
("Show me an honest politician and I will show you a case of mistaken identity.")
To: DogByte6RER
Why fight them? Just toss a handful of fruit rollups and run in the other direction.
89
posted on
12/24/2007 12:49:04 AM PST
by
Jeff Chandler
("Liberals want to save the world for the children they aren't having." -Mark Steyn)
To: bstein80
ping
and...
Have a Merry Christmas.
90
posted on
12/24/2007 8:03:40 AM PST
by
DogByte6RER
("Loose lips sink ships")
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