Posted on 12/21/2007 5:58:11 PM PST by DogByte6RER
How Many Five Year Olds Could You Take In a Fight?
This short survey will tell you approximately how many five year old children you could fight at once. Results are based on physical prowess, training, swarm-combatting experience, and the flexibility of your moral compass. Here are the ground rules:
You are in an enclosed area roughly the size of a basketball court
There are no weapons or foreign objects
Everyone is wearing a cup (so no kicks to the groin)
The children are merciless and will show no fear
If a child is knocked unconscious, he is "out." The same goes for you.
Note: Click onto the link provided on this post to take the survey on the site.
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Na, I'm fairly satisfied at 29 to down...
That’s it...
I’m now debating on making rugelach, pinwheels or biscotti....
In the morning.
I’m beginning to think you started the whole thing. Kids got wind of some adult having cookies & started attacking every adult sent into their lair.
We better warn everybody!
Hey everyone! Watch out for najida’s cookies! Najida has dangerous cookies!
“You could take on 23 five year old kids in a fight.”
I’m so bored.
Why does this seem very wrong?
Damn, a virtual Beowulf amongst toddlers you are.=)
You keep saying that - you'da prolly racked up a dozen more if that hadn't have been on the test.....;-0
That’s gotta be good for three or four more kids.
That sounds twisted and disturbing...but that’s the spirit!
25 - too bad I don’t have martial arts experience.
A mere 14. But that’s enough to clear a path and get out of their reach. Then come back with a garden hose. Or at least buy myself enough time to call for an ice cream truck.
Damn, a virtual Beowulf amongst toddlers you are.=)
I think having to be in shape and having a long reach helped. I wonder how I would have done if I wasn’t over 40!
YIKES!
Xena, do you have my back?
In the morning.
I don't even know what some of those are, but if they're cookies, you'd best get baking. We're gonna run outta adults soon & they'll be comin for you!
There’s something odd about an ultrasound technician smacking around toddlers...
I have rum balls as the coup d’etat
‘cept I used 151 proof.
Knock the lil’ suckers right out.
LOL
:)
Too much fun watchin’ the resta ya get whooped.
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