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How Many Five Year Olds Could You Take In a Fight? (Self Survey)
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| How Many Five Year Olds Could You Take In A Fight
Posted on 12/21/2007 5:58:11 PM PST by DogByte6RER
How Many Five Year Olds Could You Take In a Fight?
This short survey will tell you approximately how many five year old children you could fight at once. Results are based on physical prowess, training, swarm-combatting experience, and the flexibility of your moral compass. Here are the ground rules:
You are in an enclosed area roughly the size of a basketball court
There are no weapons or foreign objects
Everyone is wearing a cup (so no kicks to the groin)
The children are merciless and will show no fear
If a child is knocked unconscious, he is "out." The same goes for you.
Note: Click onto the link provided on this post to take the survey on the site.
(Excerpt) Read more at howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com ...
TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Miscellaneous; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: bandwidthwaster; combat; kidnation; kindergarten; lordoftheflies; mortalcombat; survey; whatif; worstcasescenario
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I scored a 23...
I figured this scenario imlpied that all of the five year olds were either demonically posessed or the were the kids from "Village of the Damned"
To: Slings and Arrows
2
posted on
12/21/2007 5:58:33 PM PST
by
DogByte6RER
("Loose lips sink ships")
To: dynachrome
3
posted on
12/21/2007 5:58:52 PM PST
by
DogByte6RER
("Loose lips sink ships")
To: DogByte6RER
Probably a platoon’s worth: I’m 6 feet tall, 375lbs, sideline as a bouncer/bodyguard and am ex-military, of course. On the other hand, I would hate to cause any harm to any child....
4
posted on
12/21/2007 6:03:19 PM PST
by
2ndDivisionVet
(Your "dirt" on Fred is about as persuasive as a Nancy Pelosi Veteran's Day Speech)
To: DogByte6RER
27
Now I gotta go back and find out how much my dead body is worth.
5
posted on
12/21/2007 6:03:38 PM PST
by
cripplecreek
(Only one consistent conservative in this race and his name is Hunter.)
To: DogByte6RER
Ha I did better then you... I got
You could take on 27 five year old kids in a fight. lmao
6
posted on
12/21/2007 6:04:20 PM PST
by
pandoraou812
( Its NOT for the good of the children! Its BS along with bending over for Muslim's demands)
To: DogByte6RER; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
24 - I'm in lousy shape, but I fight dirty.
7
posted on
12/21/2007 6:04:40 PM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
("Bush is destroying the solar system:The ice caps on Mars are shrinking too." --Right_Wing_Madman)
To: DogByte6RER
32
Why does this seem very wrong?
8
posted on
12/21/2007 6:09:24 PM PST
by
Grizzled Bear
("Does not play well with others.")
To: DogByte6RER
9
posted on
12/21/2007 6:09:33 PM PST
by
azhenfud
(The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God.)
To: DogByte6RER; 2ndDivisionVet; A knight without armor; Alexander Rubin; AmericaUnite; ...
Only 21. I am too nice! LOL
10
posted on
12/21/2007 6:09:46 PM PST
by
dynachrome
(Immigration without assimilation means the death of this nation~Captainpaintball)
To: TigersEye
TE come & do this..lmao I got a 27 & my husband got a 30.
11
posted on
12/21/2007 6:09:52 PM PST
by
pandoraou812
( Its NOT for the good of the children! Its BS along with bending over for Muslim's demands)
To: Xenalyte
12
posted on
12/21/2007 6:11:15 PM PST
by
Grizzled Bear
("Does not play well with others.")
To: dynachrome
Yes you are. Think about a bunch of rotten, mean horrible little kids coming at you with no mercy & you will do way better.
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posted on
12/21/2007 6:11:55 PM PST
by
pandoraou812
( Its NOT for the good of the children! Its BS along with bending over for Muslim's demands)
To: DogByte6RER
Good news I have a 69% chance of surviving a zombie apocalypse. (must be from practicing with the 5 year olds)
14
posted on
12/21/2007 6:12:24 PM PST
by
cripplecreek
(Only one consistent conservative in this race and his name is Hunter.)
To: DogByte6RER
Only 25. I guess my high-kicking won’t be of much help fighting short little kids.
15
posted on
12/21/2007 6:13:58 PM PST
by
JillValentine
(Being a feminist is all about being a victim. Being an armed woman is all about not being a victim.)
To: DogByte6RER
Think of “alternate” (we called ‘em truancy) schools. Your number will rise appropriately...
16
posted on
12/21/2007 6:14:11 PM PST
by
azhenfud
(The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God.)
I don’t know why the bit about the x-ray tech is in there...broken bones????
17
posted on
12/21/2007 6:16:03 PM PST
by
azhenfud
(The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God.)
To: azhenfud
18
posted on
12/21/2007 6:21:01 PM PST
by
9422WMR
To: DogByte6RER
Only 15 .. I need to work on that ...
19
posted on
12/21/2007 6:21:53 PM PST
by
Ken522
To: Grizzled Bear
32!!! Dude, you is BAD...
20
posted on
12/21/2007 6:24:56 PM PST
by
azhenfud
(The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God.)
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