I could only handle 31. Here's the extra kid. Catch!
Posted on 12/21/2007 5:58:11 PM PST by DogByte6RER
How Many Five Year Olds Could You Take In a Fight?
This short survey will tell you approximately how many five year old children you could fight at once. Results are based on physical prowess, training, swarm-combatting experience, and the flexibility of your moral compass. Here are the ground rules:
You are in an enclosed area roughly the size of a basketball court
There are no weapons or foreign objects
Everyone is wearing a cup (so no kicks to the groin)
The children are merciless and will show no fear
If a child is knocked unconscious, he is "out." The same goes for you.
Note: Click onto the link provided on this post to take the survey on the site.
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Hey - GB got the three that took us out...;-)
I can only take out 18 & the site wouldn’t even give me any results the first time I took it. Kept sending me to a singles site.
I think it helps that I’m willing to use one as a weapon if he attacks first.
This is just SO WRONG!
During the fight, would you feel morally comfortable picking up a child and using him/her as a weapon to throw at other children?
All of them,
I have cookies :)
You’re one up on me . . . I can take on 22 and expect to live to tell.
LOL! Agree.. "So wrong" comes in all sizes, I suspose.
I wuz willing to do that & I still only got 18.
Dayum! I want you on my team when the zombie kids attack.
They said you can't bring any weapons, so if you brought cookies to the fight, you cheated. Hrmpf
"There's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender." W.C. Fields
Dayum! I want you on my team when the zombie kids attack.
What’s your score, team-mate?
:)I just brought refreshments.
I could only handle 31. Here's the extra kid. Catch!
Only 22. I don’t have any nunchuck skills.
24
I think the 55+ hurt my score.
Here’s the extra kid. Catch!
Doesn’t anybody need more practice?
I’m beginning to think you started the whole thing. Kids got wind of some adult having cookies & started attacking every adult sent into their lair.
I thought you could swing a sword! That’s got to count at least a little towards martial arts!
Remember; if you can swing a sword you can swing a five year old.
Jeez! This is just so damn wrong!
Hey, I never thought about that! I have experience with broadsword, two-handed sword, quarterstaff, and (my favorite) the Duel to the Death, with daggers in our right hands and our left wrists tied together.
That’s gotta be good for three or four more kids.
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