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Top 10 Christmas Gifts We Don't Want
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| 12/18/07
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Posted on 12/18/2007 4:44:39 PM PST by xtinct
10. Have Your Wife Fight Your Battles for You: The John Edwards Military Strategy Handbook
9. The 2008 National Organization of Women Swimsuit Calendar
8. “Hillary Clinton’s Dramatic Readings of the 10 Greatest Speeches in American History” Two-Disc Set
7. The Dennis Kucinich Unidentified Frying Object Vegetarian Hibachi Grill
6. A Home Visit by the Ron Paul Blimp
5. The Collected Works of Neil Kinnock edited by Joe Biden
4. Anything That Contains the Words “Universal” and “Comprehensive” or That Claims to be “For the Children”
3. Five Hundred Shares of New York Times Common Stock
2. Free Membership in the National Education Association
1. A Teddy Bear Named Muhammad 
TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Society
KEYWORDS: christmasgifts; political
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To: red-dawg
Every home should have one.
21
posted on
12/18/2007 7:24:02 PM PST
by
Turret Gunner A20
(Tolerating intolerance is not a "value," it's self-destructive stupidity.)
To: Onelifetogive
Not a problem, at all! Yours was funny, too - I just wanted to get my digs in, too, and have a little fun.
As a matter of fact, tops on my Wish List is NO DEMS IN THE WH IN 2008!
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posted on
12/18/2007 7:30:04 PM PST
by
Theresawithanh
(This is my tagline. FRED!!!!!!)
To: red-dawg
The problem that I see with that DVD rewinder is I might put the disk in upside down and get all the bits backwards.
To: red-dawg
Who can live without the humping USB dog?
24
posted on
12/18/2007 7:40:30 PM PST
by
SamAdams76
(I am 51 days away from outliving Nicolette Larson)
To: Proud2BeRight
The problem that I see with that DVD rewinder is I might put the disk in upside down and get all the bits backwards. That would be a great improvement on some of the DVDs I've seen.
25
posted on
12/18/2007 7:55:20 PM PST
by
Turret Gunner A20
(Tolerating intolerance is not a "value," it's self-destructive stupidity.)
To: Turret Gunner A20
A skunk would do. But my toilet paper is reserved for something else. There are three reasons why I'm taking Arabic: A. Know thy enemy B. I'm a language nerd and have taken Germanic, Romance, and Slavic languages already, so I thought I'd try out a Middle Eastern one, and C. I can make my own Koranic toilet paper!
26
posted on
12/18/2007 8:09:44 PM PST
by
G8 Diplomat
(Creatures are divided into 6 kingdoms: Animalia, Plantae, Fungi, Monera, Protista, & Saudi Arabia)
To: Theresawithanh
As a matter of fact, tops on my Wish List is NO DEMS IN THE WH IN 2008!
Yep. This is #11 on the list of gifts I don't want:
27
posted on
12/18/2007 8:11:12 PM PST
by
G8 Diplomat
(Creatures are divided into 6 kingdoms: Animalia, Plantae, Fungi, Monera, Protista, & Saudi Arabia)
To: Onelifetogive
Or a Duncan Hunter...???
Duncan Donuts? America runs on Duncan!
Or maybe a thousand-mile fence along the Mexican border....now THAT would be nice!
28
posted on
12/18/2007 8:14:25 PM PST
by
G8 Diplomat
(Creatures are divided into 6 kingdoms: Animalia, Plantae, Fungi, Monera, Protista, & Saudi Arabia)
To: G8 Diplomat
Whoa...I just noticed in the cartoon I posted, the thing in the lower lefthand corner looks like a dog. I thought dogs were supposed to be ‘unclean’ according to Islam....
29
posted on
12/18/2007 8:15:51 PM PST
by
G8 Diplomat
(Creatures are divided into 6 kingdoms: Animalia, Plantae, Fungi, Monera, Protista, & Saudi Arabia)
To: Jaysun
I’m gonna wait until I can buy my Tater Mitts for a pittance in the close-out basket at Walgreens.
30
posted on
12/18/2007 9:42:28 PM PST
by
Jeff Chandler
("Liberals want to save the world for the children they aren't having." -Mark Steyn)
To: xtinct
My Keely Hazell 2008 calendar.../not
31
posted on
12/18/2007 9:47:20 PM PST
by
wardaddy
(I have come to the conclusion that even though imperfect....Thompson is my choice.)
To: Jaysun
I hope Santa brings you a tater glove this year but we are going to continue eating our tater skins. We cut taters up, boil until tender, drain and then SMASH them and add butter. YUM!
That is the recipe for Smashed Taters!
32
posted on
12/19/2007 6:13:35 AM PST
by
Ditter
To: Always Right
WAIT a minute. I can agree with all the others not being very desirable, but I think we ALL want a teddy bear named Muhammad!
33
posted on
12/19/2007 8:50:21 AM PST
by
DeLaine
(Santa....I can explain!)
To: G8 Diplomat
. Know thy enemy B. I'm a language nerd and have taken Germanic, Romance, and Slavic languages already, Congratulations!
I speak three languages, too.
English
American,
and
Profaned
The latter most fluently>
34
posted on
12/19/2007 3:03:02 PM PST
by
Turret Gunner A20
(Tolerating intolerance is not a "value," it's self-destructive stupidity.)
To: Turret Gunner A20
35
posted on
12/21/2007 2:17:11 PM PST
by
Turret Gunner A20
(Reid & Pelosi -- two squirrels on meth crossing the freeway.)
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