ITs selfishness

3 December 2007 | Collegegirl

[Collegegirl]

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1312995/posts

[Larry Lucido]

Every time I call IT they tell me I’m too stupid to own a computer. They are indeed selfish.

[Doomonyou]

Mom and Dad would have to scrub them raw to get it off.

No kidding, nothing like a paint thinner bath to make your day.

But you are assuming they lived after the picture was taken!

[Larry Lucido]

Looks like a Mr. Bean moment!

[Larry Lucido]

A hard return is your friend.

That's what all the college girls told me.

[CzarNicky]

and Mother Teresa’s.

I don't recall Mother Teresa having any kids.

[#1CTYankee]

"Her beeber is stuned."

She's not dead but isn't responding.

[ShadowDancer]

That book scared the hell out of me. The movie was retarded. LOL

[Darksheare]

At least it wasn’t rhinoliner.
(There was a thread on a car forum about a guy who’d gotten rhinoliner on some sensitive areas.)

[Darksheare]

Correction, herculiner.
Thread about it for the morbidly curious..

[Slings and Arrows]

She's not dead but isn't responding.

Don't tell Michael Schiavo.

[Darksheare]

Could describe some of the dates I’ve had.

[Drango]

My IT department is very selfish. They keep all the good computers, bogart the LAN and never use paragraphs.

[Slings and Arrows]

You’d prefer Miss Staplegun?

[ThomasThomas]

I was worried, I thought it might be a thread on IT being selfish.

[JUMPIN JEHOSPOHAT]

Bookmarked!!

Just sent the IT thing to a friend. We should hear him laugh any minute now all the way from Dallas, Texas!

[JUMPIN JEHOSPOHAT]

I had not seen that....so, thanks!!!!

[gondramB]

>>I had not seen that....so, thanks!!!!<<

You’ve welcome. it was a big adjustment for me to move from board code on other boards to HTML here.

[Billthedrill]

Whoa - I'm awful glad you posted that little gem. It Made Me Think. And I hate it when I have to think.

Fortunately, I don't have to do a lot of that to reply to that weird portmanteau of cat droppings and regurgitated profundities from a very bad college newspaper. That isn't what I want to talk about anyway. What I want to talk about tonight is intestinal parasites.

Oh, sure, Drill, you say, change the subject from Our Darling Little Ones to intestinal parasites. But it isn't altogether a change in subject. I mean, do you know about roundworms? They look like earthworms and can lay 200,000 eggs a day. A billion people worldwide are infected. They can block your intestinal tract, cause hemorrhage when penetrating the intestinal wall, cause appendicitis, peritonitis, abscesses in the liver, hemorrhagic pancreatitis, loss of appetite, and insufficient absorption of digested foods. Adults grow to 15 inches long.

Well, I bet you didn't think of that when you posted about children, did you? Fortunately you have me here to think about it for you. Unthinking procreation can be a great thing if you live in somebody's intestine and all you have to worry about is the old colonic hose or a dose of the right antibiotics. I think about colonic hoses a lot. How about you?

[Doomonyou]

Thread about it for the morbidly curious..

Unnngh!

[DejaJude]

That picture brings back memories. My son and a neighbor boy found a can of paint, but they went up and down the street with it. Nothing was safe. They painted houses, cars, trees and even the neighbor’s cat!