I bet this is literally the first time this has ever happened. A cow onto a minivan from a cliff.
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To: SmoothTalker
I can't believe it took this long...
66 posted on
11/06/2007 10:01:21 AM PST by
Squawk 8888
(Is human activity causing the warming trend on Mars?)
To: SmoothTalker
"Fetchez la vache..."
70 posted on
11/06/2007 10:05:24 AM PST by
JRios1968
(Faith is not believing that God can. It is knowing that God will. - Ben Stein)
To: SmoothTalker
Mama Cow: “If your friend jumped over a cliff, would you do it too?”
72 posted on
11/06/2007 10:12:19 AM PST by
LexBaird
(Behold, thou hast drinken of the Aide of Kool, and are lost unto Men.)
To: SmoothTalker
Did the cow really fall, or was it tipped??
74 posted on
11/06/2007 10:14:55 AM PST by
Between the Lines
(I am very cognizant of my fallibility, sinfulness, and other limitations.)
To: SmoothTalker
but did they get to keep the meat?
76 posted on
11/06/2007 10:16:30 AM PST by
absolootezer0
(Only two products have come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. Coincidence? i think not.)
To: SmoothTalker
If happy cows come from California, clinically depressed cows must come from Michigan.
77 posted on
11/06/2007 10:16:43 AM PST by
LexBaird
(Behold, thou hast drinken of the Aide of Kool, and are lost unto Men.)
To: SmoothTalker
Cow tipping always leads to the harder stuff... Cow pushing over cliffs.
80 posted on
11/06/2007 10:22:58 AM PST by
DejaJude
To: SmoothTalker
I hope that members of her Secret Service detail are OK. So does Bill....
84 posted on
11/06/2007 10:33:40 AM PST by
tracer
To: SmoothTalker; Slings and Arrows
Them danged kids is taking cow tipping too far!
I’ve told’m and told’m that iff’n they kept it up, they’as gonna get into serious trouble
Did the listen? NOoooooo! Now this.
No supper fer them tonight, and they’ll just sleep in Bessies’s stall (note to self: lock up the sheep at night!) for a week; she were a good cow.
And they can just kiss their allowance goodbye until she’s paid for. Cows ain’t cheap!
An’ iff’n the authorities find out, they’s gonna have to pay for the minivan, too.
86 posted on
11/06/2007 10:49:03 AM PST by
ApplegateRanch
(Islam: a Satanically Transmitted Disease, spread by unprotected intimate contact with the Koranus.)
To: SmoothTalker
87 posted on
11/06/2007 10:50:30 AM PST by
shankbear
(Al-Qaeda grew while Monica blew)
To: SmoothTalker
“As God is my witness, I thought cows could fly.”
89 posted on
11/06/2007 10:56:45 AM PST by
dfwgator
(War Damn Eagle!)
To: SmoothTalker
Where is Helen Hunt when you need her?
90 posted on
11/06/2007 10:58:07 AM PST by
Old Professer
(The critic writes with rapier pen, dips it twice, and writes again.)
To: SmoothTalker
“The animal was euthanized at the scene.”.....It was still alive?....Die hard burger.
To: SmoothTalker
Too late to change the strength of her moooooooooooood altering drugs.
To: SmoothTalker
Hey, diddle, diddle, . . .
95 posted on
11/06/2007 11:41:10 AM PST by
SmithL
(I don't do Barf Alerts, you're old enough to read and decide for yourself)
To: SmoothTalker
97 posted on
11/06/2007 11:59:06 AM PST by
sodpoodle
(Despair - man's surrender. Joy - God's redemption.)
To: SmoothTalker
"Told you we can fly. We can play soccer too!"
98 posted on
11/06/2007 12:00:15 PM PST by
theDentist
(Qwerty ergo typo : I type, therefore I misspelll. <br> "What happens if neutrinos have mass?")
To: SmoothTalker
"I'm like, 'I don't believe this. I don't believe this. I don't believe this,' " Everson said, adding he repeated the phrase "about 20 times." All the driver said 'about 20 times' was "I don't believe this"?
Either the driver is from St. Olaf, or else he's severely profanity challenged.:)
102 posted on
11/06/2007 1:20:53 PM PST by
xJones
To: SmoothTalker; Slings and Arrows
You can never be too cowfall...
104 posted on
11/06/2007 1:42:46 PM PST by
Daffynition
(The quieter you become, the more you are able to hear.)
To: SmoothTalker
Bet right beforehand the couple were quarreling & the husband said, “Don’t have a cow.”
(groan)
114 posted on
11/06/2007 5:32:09 PM PST by
MoochPooch
(I'm a compassionate cynic.)
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