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Scientists Find Oldest Living Animal, Then Kill It
FOXNews.com ^ | October 30, 2007

Posted on 10/30/2007 9:20:14 AM PDT by EveningStar

British marine biologists have found what may be the oldest living animal — that is, until they killed it...

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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Food; Outdoors; Pets/Animals; Science
KEYWORDS: clam; freakinretards; freepun; quahog
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To: Tijeras_Slim

Lol.


41 posted on 10/30/2007 12:24:10 PM PDT by MotleyGirl70 (Go Packers!)
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To: stinkerpot65; EveningStar; JRios1968
Idiotic and misleading headline.

"Lighten up Francis."


42 posted on 10/30/2007 12:29:17 PM PDT by MotleyGirl70 (Go Packers!)
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To: JRios1968

Not wearing panties. Well, except on weekends.


43 posted on 10/30/2007 12:51:34 PM PDT by stinkerpot65 (Global warming is a Marxist lie.)
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To: stinkerpot65
Not wearing panties. Well, except on weekends.
44 posted on 10/30/2007 12:55:03 PM PDT by JRios1968 (Faith is not believing that God can. It is knowing that God will. - Ben Stein)
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To: BJClinton
No, "oops" is what you say when you make a mistake. This is "Oop":


45 posted on 10/30/2007 12:56:31 PM PDT by GreenLanternCorps (Thompson for President: 2008, 2012: Jindal for President 2016, 2020)
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To: EveningStar

Clams got legs!


46 posted on 10/30/2007 1:01:20 PM PDT by GreenLanternCorps (Thompson for President: 2008, 2012: Jindal for President 2016, 2020)
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To: EveningStar
Jonah Goldberg cites one reader's response:

Subject: Good Riddance

Sir-

"British marine biologists have found what may be the oldest living animal — that is, until they killed it."

Good. I don't want some f***ing clam outliving me. That's just ridiculous.

Sincerely,

[Name withheld]

47 posted on 10/30/2007 3:01:39 PM PDT by x
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To: Tijeras_Slim

I was thinking they found Jimmah Carter...


48 posted on 10/30/2007 4:00:00 PM PDT by secret garden (Dubiety reigns here)
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To: Tijeras_Slim
I’ll miss Helen Thomas....

POST OF THE DAY!

49 posted on 10/30/2007 4:03:42 PM PDT by MNJohnnie (Pacifism is not moral. True morality requires evil be opposed, not appeased)
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They couldn’t tell how old the clam was by its beard?


50 posted on 10/30/2007 7:27:19 PM PDT by Kate of Spice Island (Hey! Where did my tagline go? It was just here a minute ago...)
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To: Tatze

Naaaasttttttyyyyy


51 posted on 10/30/2007 10:18:17 PM PDT by montyspython (Love that chicken from Popeye's)
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To: EveningStar
If they were gonna kill it, they could have at least steamed it in some wine, olive oil and garlic. Sheesh.
52 posted on 10/31/2007 11:56:43 AM PDT by colorado tanker (I'm unmoderated - just ask Bill O'Reilly)
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