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Dad's tattoo Dumble-Doh!
Queensland Newspapers ^ | October 24, 2007 | Tom Wells of The Sun

Posted on 10/25/2007 3:30:42 AM PDT by Daffynition

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To: neb52

The Trojan Paris liked women.

(This is getting too tacky for me ...)


21 posted on 10/25/2007 6:44:02 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("For is he not of noble birth? The first child born above the Earth!")
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To: Daffynition; Tijeras_Slim; Tax-chick; retrokitten; xsmommy

Jeez! Wonder how many Guinnesses that took? At the going rates for laser tattoo removal, getting that thing off could take $5,000.


22 posted on 10/25/2007 7:49:38 AM PDT by CholeraJoe (Islam is to Religion as Taco Bell is to Mexican food)
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To: CholeraJoe

a moron and his cash are soon parted....


23 posted on 10/25/2007 7:53:47 AM PDT by xsmommy
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To: Daffynition
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24 posted on 10/25/2007 8:18:13 AM PDT by lesser_satan (READ MY LIPS: NO NEW RINOS | FRED THOMPSON '08)
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To: Daffynition

That’s gay.


25 posted on 10/25/2007 10:22:18 AM PDT by mowowie
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To: Slings and Arrows

Not-a-ping???


26 posted on 10/25/2007 10:36:07 AM PDT by The SISU kid (Imagination saved us from extinction)
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To: Daffynition
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27 posted on 10/25/2007 10:55:30 AM PDT by GraniteStateConservative (...He had committed no crime against America so I did not bring him here...-- Worst.President.Ever.)
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To: Daffynition
Just have your kids rub this on your back.

I wouldn't want some gay guy on my back either.

28 posted on 10/25/2007 11:00:50 AM PDT by CougarGA7 (I'm supporting a Conservative not a RINO http://www.gohunter08.com/)
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To: mware
Matter of fact it looks a lot like my uncle Jerry, with a nightcap on.

looks like a "classic Santa"...uncle Jerry could take up acting

29 posted on 10/25/2007 11:05:57 AM PDT by NativeSon (off the Rez without a pass...)
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To: Daffynition

Perhaps he should add a hand pointing to his rectum with the words:”Abandon hope, all ye who enter here!”


30 posted on 10/25/2007 11:25:33 AM PDT by Brainhose (My name is Manuel. I am from Barcelona.)
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To: Tax-chick

How do you know. Was he hitting on you when you were single?


31 posted on 10/25/2007 12:24:18 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway
The whole story is in The Iliad. I like to Robert Fagles translation, which came out in the late 90's.
32 posted on 10/25/2007 12:56:37 PM PDT by Tax-chick ("For is he not of noble birth? The first child born above the Earth!")
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To: Daffynition
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Damn. Could that tattoo be any bigger?

33 posted on 10/25/2007 1:00:58 PM PDT by dragonblustar (Once abolish the God, and the government becomes the God - G. K. Chesterton)
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To: Daffynition

WOW! It was there for anyone into anagrams!


34 posted on 10/25/2007 1:46:19 PM PDT by R. Scott (Humanity i love you because when you're hard up you pawn your Intelligence to buy a drink)
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To: Tax-chick

I prefer Alexander Pope, but you can’t go wrong with Chapman.


35 posted on 10/25/2007 2:36:56 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: Tax-chick

It’s way off track, but as long as you brought it up: Aphrodite bribed Paris with the most beautiful woman on earth. Then why did he have to kidnap her himself and get invaded for it, to boot? What’s all that about? She was only promising to give Paris’ her name? It hardly seems like a good deal.


36 posted on 10/25/2007 2:41:18 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: Tax-chick

The moral of the story od Paris, is, if three women ask you which one of them is the most beautiful, just keep walking. Why do you think Zeus punted that one, even though he was the most powerful greek god?


37 posted on 10/25/2007 2:42:26 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway

When we read Alexander Pope in high school, I wrote the story of “Rio Bravo” in rhyming couplets for an extra credit project. It was a minor classic for several years after I graduated. Lost in the same move that ate the world’s best AP American History notes ...

I think the moral is that messing with the gods will scr*w you up every time.


38 posted on 10/25/2007 3:23:59 PM PDT by Tax-chick ("For is he not of noble birth? The first child born above the Earth!")
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To: Into the Vortex

I like your first solution ... I could do that for about $10K. He might never be able to really see what a horrible job I did ... but what the hay! ;-D


39 posted on 10/25/2007 5:16:43 PM PDT by Daffynition (The quieter you become, the more you are able to hear.)
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To: CougarGA7

Doesn’t Slim sit behind you ?


40 posted on 10/25/2007 5:20:17 PM PDT by Squantos (Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet. ©)
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