I prefer Alexander Pope, but you can’t go wrong with Chapman.
It’s way off track, but as long as you brought it up: Aphrodite bribed Paris with the most beautiful woman on earth. Then why did he have to kidnap her himself and get invaded for it, to boot? What’s all that about? She was only promising to give Paris’ her name? It hardly seems like a good deal.
The moral of the story od Paris, is, if three women ask you which one of them is the most beautiful, just keep walking. Why do you think Zeus punted that one, even though he was the most powerful greek god?