Posted on 10/21/2007 8:20:00 PM PDT by Swordmaker
My boss just said we're moving to Macs. I don't know if he was serious, but it might really happen -- he's a bona-fide, born-again Mac zealot, after decades of using real computers (he even had his own, successful Windows-centric newsletter).
I joked that I'll switch to a Mac after they pry the PC from my cold, stiff fingers. In reality, I'll just go along with the program and lose about 30% in productivity.
I hate Macs.
I hate everything Apple -- starting with rock star wanna-be Steve Jobs in his black turtleneck and jeans on his big, lavish stage, telling the world every three weeks or so how Apple's newest overpriced gizmo will change the world. Snake oil, anyone? Snarky, sleazy sliminess, anyone?
Oh, how I loved it when he dropped the price of the iPhone after the first wave of slavish acolytes did their lemming-like duty and camped out overnight to boost his stock portfolio another few points. It's a testament to the blind obedience of Mac-boys everywhere that all the geniuses at Apple thought that move would go over OK. "Why would anyone complain? We're Apple!" But hey, good ol' Steve made it up to them -- just jump through a bunch of hoops and you can get credit at the Mac store.
And I hate the products themselves. Overpriced, overhyped and underwhelming. Oh, I forgot, they have such "elegant" design. They just "feel right." All the stubble-cheeked, pony-tailed, black-clad hipsters in the design department get it, but us dweeby drones doing the real work are just out of touch.
Gag me. I've always been a function-over-form guy. I don't give a rat's, uh, tail, if my computer is smooth and white and shiny. I just want to crank out the next project.
And don't give me those phony cost comparisons that try to make the case that, all things considered, Macs are cheaper than PCs in the long run. Just look at the damn price tags. Spin it any way you want, Macs and the other iCrap cost more.
And innovation? My god, take the blinders off. I remember sitting right here several years ago when Apple came out with the great new feature on their iPods called "shuffle." I couldn't believe it. Before then, you couldn't play your songs in random order? I had been doing that for years, literally. But then, I was into MP3s early on -- my first music player was a Rio PMP300, one of the very first on the market. I didn't have to wait for Apple to tell me they were cool. It took them a few years to catch on. Gee, where was the bleeding-edge innovation there?
And here's one for you: the new iMovie. Enough said. Too easy of a target. Wouldn't be iFair.
And what took them so long to jump on the Intel platform? That move (just the latest catch-up-to-everyone-else attempt) was another iShaft of their so-loyal camp followers. Didn't they just release shiny new iMacs or iBooks or iSomethings shortly before that, which instantly became so iYesterday and -- the biggest sin of all -- iUncool?
And, if I've got this right, iPhones use a slow, outmoded network, many iPod Touch players have defective video, and you have to send everything in to the shop just to change the freakin' batteries. And, in this age of openness and integration, iPhones are locked into one carrier, hackers are in an ongoing war to be open them up and use other applications, and songs from the proprietary iTunes can only be used on Apple's iJunk music players. Maybe I'm missing something here. What in the world is the attraction?
Oh, I forgot -- they're "sleek" and "seductive."
If we do make the switch, I'm going to be iSick.
And yeah, I'm ready for your iFlames.
Some sites don't hassle you with those, but one I really like to spend a lot of time on is awful.
Right now I'm getting a bunch of photos and permissions, etc., to enter into a contest, and this week is shaping up to be hellish, but when things calm down, that will be high priority, dl, install, configure, figure out, and try to get used to Firefox. Then I will wager I won't want to look back :-).
I think I like Netscape for email because I am so comfortable with it, don't have to look up a bunch of things. It does resort your messages sometimes if you use the search function, and I have to go back in and make it sort the way I want, date>descending.
I was using IE mail feature for my newsgroups, but that is screwed up now. So I switched back to Netscape for that, and they changed that, partly better, partly worse. I can't flag messages and threads like I used to be able to with a couple easy clicks, but it had a bug where it would run out of space, so I would have to unsubscribe and resubscribe, and it crashed a lot. Overall it is more stable now.
Perhaps I have a reading comprehension problem, but I couldn’t find the part where his productivity will go down “30%” if numbnuts is forced to use a Mac. What the —— do black jeans, ponytails, stubble, the iPod Shuffle, or shiny computer cases have to do with how the application software runs?!
What a maroon.
(Sound of grey_whiskers purring.)
Cheers!
If you all of a sudden had to do everything you currently do on computers in a whole new way, do you think you could guarantee that you could do it all at least 70% as efficiently as you do now? I know I couldn’t, and I’ve tried.
I would be surprised if I could get half the stuff done in a given month as I do now if I were forced to do it in a way completely unfamiliar to me. If the ‘’boss’’ in the original post is really forcing his employees to switch to something they don’t know and don’t care to know, he’s not a very good boss (and I say that as a ‘’boss’’). The same would apply to a Mac-based office that wanted to make everyone switch to Windows, by the way, if that makes your flames any less hot.
On a slightly related vein, guy at work sends me an email with a power point attachment, an important one. I try to open it with Power Point 2002, no dice. It asks me if I want to trouble shoot it. Sure, I say. The helpful debug message was, “I see you’re using Power Point 2002. You should upgrade to 2007.” I sent it home and opened it with Power Point ‘97, no problem. Thanks, but no thanks, Bill.
Yeah, I could put out a rant against Windows, but the only problem is, there are so many, it would get lost amongst the cacophony of Microsoft discontent.
As far as I can tell, all this guy does is whine and complain. I'm sure that he could do that just as efficiently on a Mac as a Windows PC. In fact, an Etch-A-Sketch would probably do for his computing needs.
There's an advantage right there. Macs have the one menu across the top instead of wasting space and slowing down the user by having several all over the screen.
I'm a decades-long Windows user and I got a Mac a few months back. It was very fast and easy to get up to speed. I still use Windows at the job more than the Mac at home, but already Windows feels like the unfamiliar territory. After a short learning curve, workers may be 30% more efficient on the Mac due to the superior GUI that just lets you do your work instead of getting in the way all the time.
If you like Sabayon, you really should check out PCLinuxOS 2007. I’m a recent Sabayon convert myself to it. I still have Sabayon running as a partition, but it’s getting ready to get relegated to a VM. I’m now running PCLOS 80%+ of the time. It’s the best thought out and deployed distro I’ve seen to date.
Really? I could have sworn I saw you on anti-Microsoft threads before just a couple months ago.
Regardless, I don’t really care what I use. But I do know the software I use, as well as the hardware. And if my company were forced to switch platforms (which would require me to learn and set up those new platforms) we would be in a HUGE hole. Not quite as unrecoverable as, say, the death of a principal, but I think I’d rather have an unexpected 6 figure liability than have to change over our computer infrastructure. That’s how debilitating that kind of change can be to a modern business.
LOL! I hope y’all aren’t selling that as a ‘’feature’’. Completely disassociating a menu from the window in which its program is functioning is arguably the worst part for anyone who chooses to go to the whole Mac ‘’thing’’. That, like the inability to maximize a window, is a weakness that y’all should minimize as best you can.
My initial reaction to Office ‘07 was pretty much the same as yours, but after working with it for a month or so, I have found that the layout actually makes more sense. Users of previous versions always grumble about it for the first few weeks, but it’s been my experience that even the most hardened users of previous versions are off and running in a fairly short time period, and then grumble about going back to the same previous versions they loved so much just a few weeks before. There are a number of “here’s where the common tasks are” guides available on the internet that are helpful in reducing the learning curve.
Vi rocks! Who needs arrow keys?
[esc]:wq
Mark
Phhhht! Decimal! What a luser!
Real *IX types use octal! 177.0.0.1!
Mark
I ain't using any text editor that "lisps!"
Mark
Oops... I hang my head in shame... That should be 0177.0.0.1 ... Hey, what can I say, it's been a long day at work, and I'm working on a 64bit MS SQL server!
Mark
It's part of two proven usability concepts. One is Fitts' Law: the bigger something on the screen is, the faster it can be clicked on. The menu being on the top gives it what is known as "infinite height," making it effectively far bigger, and thus faster to click, than individual window menus.
The second is motor memory: your hand remembers where to click. The window always being on top means you can always get to it faster with motor memory. You use both of these concepts to click the Start button fast in Windows, but you lose both of these with window-based menus.
And overall, it promotes your workspace as document-centric. If you're working on something, the menu for it is always right there at top. There's no wondering which menu to click out of the 12 currently showing. As far as the OS cares, whatever you're working on is what the OS is currently oriented towards.
That, like the inability to maximize a window, is a weakness that yall should minimize as best you can.
Maximizing a window blows the whole multitasking windowing interface to hell.
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