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To: JesusBmyGod
Oh! That's where I left it.
2 posted on
10/18/2007 7:54:20 AM PDT by
theDentist
(Qwerty ergo typo : I type, therefore I misspelll.)
To: theDentist
To: JesusBmyGod
They HAVE toothbrushes?..............
4 posted on
10/18/2007 7:55:25 AM PDT by
Red Badger
( We don't have science, but we have consensus.......)
To: JesusBmyGod
“I have a toothbrush up my nose,” she bristled.
7 posted on
10/18/2007 7:56:21 AM PDT by
SlowBoat407
(Free commerce is the only just way to redistribute wealth.)
To: JesusBmyGod
See what happens when you only have 1 sink in the bathroom. I call for Universal Double Sinks
9 posted on
10/18/2007 7:57:25 AM PDT by
petercooper
("Daisy-cutters trump a wiretap anytime." - Nicole Gelinas - 02-10-04)
To: JesusBmyGod
I think I’d be looking for a new family doctor, if that one couldn’t find a toothbrush up there.
10 posted on
10/18/2007 7:59:23 AM PDT by
SengirV
To: JesusBmyGod
I suspect illegal drugs were involved here.
11 posted on
10/18/2007 7:59:27 AM PDT by
Ditter
To: JesusBmyGod
...woman claims she does not know how the brush got there. Really? Then she goes on to say...
“Around two months ago as I was brushing my teeth, my husband accidentally pushed me and the toothbrush in my hand broke. I was left holding the lower portion of the brush but couldn’t locate the rest of it. Soon after, I started bleeding profusely from the nose,” she said. She visited the family doctor to stop the bleeding. “But since that day, I began getting breathless and a foul smelling discharge began to come out of my nose. I used to get restless gasping for breath sometimes,” she said.
Her name must be Hillary.
13 posted on
10/18/2007 7:59:58 AM PDT by
unixfox
(The 13th Amendment Abolished Slavery, The 16th Amendment Reinstated It !)
To: JesusBmyGod
What? Don’t tell me y’all don’t brush your eustation tubes every morning.......
14 posted on
10/18/2007 8:00:41 AM PDT by
yorkie
To: JesusBmyGod
She brushes her nose hair?...interesting concept!
To: JesusBmyGod
Now if she could just find that missing hairbrush she accidentally sat down on last week...
16 posted on
10/18/2007 8:02:04 AM PDT by
reagan_fanatic
(Ron Paul put the cuckoo in my Cocoa Puffs)
To: JesusBmyGod
Hate to see where the toothpaste tube ENDED UP....
To: JesusBmyGod
Her nose smelled worse than Hillary’s-—nah! better not go there.
19 posted on
10/18/2007 8:03:33 AM PDT by
Piquaboy
(22 year veteran of the Army, Air Force and Navy, Pray for all our military .)
To: JesusBmyGod
The woman claims she is not sure. Randi Rhodes lives in Mumbai?! Who knew? LOL!
21 posted on
10/18/2007 8:04:29 AM PDT by
MoMagic
To: JesusBmyGod
Dominum proboscis sinuosi anguisum doctiso indicati idiotus.
Leni
22 posted on
10/18/2007 8:04:33 AM PDT by
MinuteGal
(Enter the FReepathon Mother Freep Nursery Rhymes CONTEST!!! See # 12 on the FReepathon Thread)
To: JesusBmyGod
You gotta wonder about a guy who “accidentally” pushes his wife so hard she breaks a toothbrush off up her nose...
23 posted on
10/18/2007 8:04:38 AM PDT by
gridlock
(ELIMINATE PERVERSE INCENTIVES)
To: JesusBmyGod
You gotta wonder about a guy who “accidentally” pushes his wife so hard she breaks a toothbrush off up her nose...
24 posted on
10/18/2007 8:04:46 AM PDT by
gridlock
(ELIMINATE PERVERSE INCENTIVES)
To: JesusBmyGod
A flip top head has its drawbacks.
25 posted on
10/18/2007 8:05:42 AM PDT by
azhenfud
(The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God.)
To: JesusBmyGod
"My wife has a toothbrush up her nose."
"How does she smell?"
"Awful!"
27 posted on
10/18/2007 8:08:45 AM PDT by
Vaquero
(" an armed society is a polite society" Heinlein "MOLON LABE!" Leonidas of Sparta)
To: JesusBmyGod
28 posted on
10/18/2007 8:10:28 AM PDT by
Puppage
(You may disagree with what I have to say, but I shall defend to your death my right to say it)
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