I would, if it weren't for my religious beliefs and the fact that I'd be facing prison time, shoot my husband dead for his deliberate annoyance. Not only does he urinate in the shower, but he refuses to wash with a cloth. He digs his crevices with his fingers, scrubs his privates with his hands to the point of ejaculation and then wonders why he isn't allowed to touch me or set foot in the kitchen. I can't help but imagine there could be feces crammed under his fungus-embedded fingernails. Don't suggest Vicks for his fingernail and toenail fungus. I've already cut your articles from the paper and printed info from the computer, but he won't even give it a try.
A husband or wife who continues in a behavior that repulses or dismays their spouse is at best selfish and more than likely getting some gratification out of annoying their partner. Believe me, my husband would be taking his last breath on this earth if there were to be no consequences in my life here or in the hereafter. As for divorce, I've got too much time and money wrapped up in him and just pray I'll outlive the fungus-infected, disgusting, repulsive creep. Til death, which I hope is soon for him, do us part."
This is so outrageous! She won't let him pee in the shower and even expects him to bathe!
ping
Someone is a bit OCD
What happens in the shower STAYS in the shower. ;-)
One can only imagine all of the behavior she objects to.
I can’t imagine getting through the courtship period without recognizing her red flags.
Wait until this woman catches the woman next door doing that for her husband. Clearly this woman should have married a woman. ;-)
She should wash him herself, but somehow I doubt she’d care for that arrangement either. A perfectly good man is wasted on an ungrateful snot like her.
I’ll be in the shower.
Let me know if anything happens.
She sounds pissed.
Not-A-Ping (for sure)
Someone's got some control issues.
I sincerely hope you Sophisticates continue to have fun playing amongst yourselves......passing wind, lighting aromatic candles, decorating newspapers and all that elegant stuff you post about......and evidently like to read about on Free Republic. I'm sure there's more to come from y'all in the future. Au reservoir to you.....keep truckin'.
Leni
At least this guy takes showers. My DH has “worked from home” for the last 18 months....at this point I’m lucky to get him to take a shower 3 times a week.
Does she have a video cam in his bathroom, or does she sit there and watch him shower? Sounds like she watches him in the shower a lot, and he's having a great time doing everything he can to 'piss' her off.
MinuteGal, you know that one of strengths of FR are the occasional ridiculously funny threads where everybody can blow off steam. This is one of them, although not at all in the same class as the legendary Pool Poopy thread that went on for 3 days back in 1998. It was therapeutic, relaxing, and the finest of FR wits had a great time. Don't you remember? And I'm not jumping on you, you've been dogpiled enough. Best regards,