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"DEAR DR. GOTT: Just read the letter about the woman who wanted to divorce her husband for urinating in the shower, and I think I can go her one better.

I would, if it weren't for my religious beliefs and the fact that I'd be facing prison time, shoot my husband dead for his deliberate annoyance. Not only does he urinate in the shower, but he refuses to wash with a cloth. He digs his crevices with his fingers, scrubs his privates with his hands to the point of ejaculation and then wonders why he isn't allowed to touch me or set foot in the kitchen. I can't help but imagine there could be feces crammed under his fungus-embedded fingernails. Don't suggest Vicks for his fingernail and toenail fungus. I've already cut your articles from the paper and printed info from the computer, but he won't even give it a try.

A husband or wife who continues in a behavior that repulses or dismays their spouse is at best selfish and more than likely getting some gratification out of annoying their partner. Believe me, my husband would be taking his last breath on this earth if there were to be no consequences in my life here or in the hereafter. As for divorce, I've got too much time and money wrapped up in him and just pray I'll outlive the fungus-infected, disgusting, repulsive creep. Til death, which I hope is soon for him, do us part."

This is so outrageous! She won't let him pee in the shower and even expects him to bathe!

1 posted on 10/17/2007 5:29:10 AM PDT by Enterprise
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To: pissant

ping


2 posted on 10/17/2007 5:29:54 AM PDT by Enterprise (Those who "betray us" also "Betray U.S." They're called DEMOCRATS!)
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To: Enterprise

Someone is a bit OCD


3 posted on 10/17/2007 5:30:00 AM PDT by AppyPappy (If you aren't part of the solution, there is good money to be made prolonging the problem.)
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To: Enterprise

What happens in the shower STAYS in the shower. ;-)


4 posted on 10/17/2007 5:31:04 AM PDT by rhombus
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To: Enterprise

One can only imagine all of the behavior she objects to.

I can’t imagine getting through the courtship period without recognizing her red flags.


8 posted on 10/17/2007 5:40:12 AM PDT by G Larry (HILLARY CARE = DYING IN LINE!)
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To: Enterprise
He digs his crevices with his fingers, scrubs his privates with his hands to the point of ejaculation and then wonders why he isn't allowed to touch me or set foot in the kitchen.

Wait until this woman catches the woman next door doing that for her husband. Clearly this woman should have married a woman. ;-)

12 posted on 10/17/2007 5:43:28 AM PDT by rhombus
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To: Enterprise

She should wash him herself, but somehow I doubt she’d care for that arrangement either. A perfectly good man is wasted on an ungrateful snot like her.


18 posted on 10/17/2007 5:55:12 AM PDT by LilAngel (FReeping on a cell phone is like making Christmas dinner in an Easy Bake Oven)
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To: Enterprise
From a professional point of view (yes I am a professional), showers are not designed for urinating in. The shower floor is not self-cleaning, and the drainage trap does not receive the rush of water necessary to wash the urine through to the sanitary piping like a toilet or urinal does. Eventually your entire bathroom would stink from continuing this practice.
22 posted on 10/17/2007 6:22:23 AM PDT by Dixie Yooper (Ephesians 6:11)
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To: Enterprise

I’ll be in the shower.

Let me know if anything happens.


25 posted on 10/17/2007 6:45:29 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: Enterprise

She sounds pissed.


26 posted on 10/17/2007 7:05:37 AM PDT by red-dawg (Temporarily Unavailable.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Not-A-Ping (for sure)


48 posted on 10/17/2007 10:59:42 AM PDT by The SISU kid (Imagination saved us from extinction)
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To: Enterprise
Not only does he urinate in the shower, but he refuses to wash with a cloth. He digs his crevices with his fingers, scrubs his privates with his hands to the point of ejaculation and then wonders why he isn't allowed to touch me or set foot in the kitchen. I can't help but imagine there could be feces crammed under his fungus-embedded fingernails.

Someone's got some control issues.

49 posted on 10/17/2007 11:01:32 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Why isn’t this in Breaking News????)
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To: Enterprise
Well, all good things must come to an end. Boring household duties beckon at the moment.

I sincerely hope you Sophisticates continue to have fun playing amongst yourselves......passing wind, lighting aromatic candles, decorating newspapers and all that elegant stuff you post about......and evidently like to read about on Free Republic. I'm sure there's more to come from y'all in the future. Au reservoir to you.....keep truckin'.

Leni

99 posted on 10/17/2007 12:36:15 PM PDT by MinuteGal (Three Cheers for the FRed, White and Blue !)
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To: Enterprise

At least this guy takes showers. My DH has “worked from home” for the last 18 months....at this point I’m lucky to get him to take a shower 3 times a week.


120 posted on 10/17/2007 7:52:07 PM PDT by watchwoman (Under the planes at DFW)
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To: Enterprise; MinuteGal
Not only does he urinate in the shower, but he refuses to wash with a cloth. He digs his crevices with his fingers, scrubs his privates with his hands to the point of ejaculation and then wonders why he isn't allowed to touch me or set foot in the kitchen

Does she have a video cam in his bathroom, or does she sit there and watch him shower? Sounds like she watches him in the shower a lot, and he's having a great time doing everything he can to 'piss' her off.

MinuteGal, you know that one of strengths of FR are the occasional ridiculously funny threads where everybody can blow off steam. This is one of them, although not at all in the same class as the legendary Pool Poopy thread that went on for 3 days back in 1998. It was therapeutic, relaxing, and the finest of FR wits had a great time. Don't you remember? And I'm not jumping on you, you've been dogpiled enough. Best regards,

124 posted on 10/17/2007 8:10:28 PM PDT by xJones
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