Posted on 10/17/2007 5:29:08 AM PDT by Enterprise
"I would, if it weren't for my religious beliefs and the fact that I'd be facing prison time, shoot my husband dead for his deliberate annoyance."
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Leni
"Hair, hair, hair, hair
Grow it, show it
Long as I can grow it
My hair
I let it fly in the breeze
And get caught in the trees
Give a home for the fleas in my hair
A home for fleas
A hive for the buzzin' bees
A nest for birds
There ain't no words
For the beauty, the splendor, the wonder
Of my...
Hair, hair, hair, hair,
Grow it, show it
Long as I can grow it
My hair"
Don’t ya just love Laz??
LOL - you hate this thread but you are STILL reading it!
Leni
And as The Manhatten Transfer would sing:
Ooo wah, ooo wah cool, cool kitty
Tell us about the boy from new york city
Ooo wah, ooo wah cmon kitty
Tell us about the boy from new york city
Hes kind of tall
Hes really fine
Some day I hope to make him mine, all mine
And hes neat
And oh so sweet
And just the way he looked at me
He swept me off my feet
Ooo whee, you ought to come and see
How he walks
And how he talks
Ooo wah, ooo wah cool, cool kitty
Tell us about the boy from new york city
Hes really down
And hes no clown
He has the finest penthouse Ive ever seen in town
And hes cute
In his MOHAIR SUIT
And he keeps his pockets full of spending loot
Ooo whee, say you ought to come and see
His dueling scar
And brand new car
Every time he says he loves me
Chills run down my spine
Every time he wants to kiss me
He makes me feel so fine
Ooo wah, ooo wah cool, cool kitty
Tell us about the boy from new york city
Well he can dance
(he can dance, take a chance with a little ro-)
And make romance
(mance baby, cause hes a looker)
Thats when I feel in love
With just one glance
(hes sweet talking and cool)
He was shy
And so was i
And now I know Ill never, ever say goodbye
Ooo whee, say you ought to come and see
Hes the most
From coast to coast
Ooo wah, ooo wah cool, cool kitty
Tell us about the boy from new york city
Ooo wah, ooo wah cmon kitty
Tell us about the boy from new york city
One of my favorites from the past.
Well alrighty then. Sit right down and put yer feet up. Feel right at home with all your pals.
Is it OK to pass wind now?
Hey I want some credit here too. Wasn’t it my comment about what happens in the shower stays in the shower that put her over the edge and made her contact Nanny Administrator?
Light an aromatic candle first, then fire when ready.
I’m fond of ‘Birdland.’
You are hereby officially awarded contributory credit!
Now I feel complete... Time to hit the shower.
Time for me to hit the showers too. I have a chiropractor appointment.
We’re still not talking about you.
I sincerely hope you Sophisticates continue to have fun playing amongst yourselves......passing wind, lighting aromatic candles, decorating newspapers and all that elegant stuff you post about......and evidently like to read about on Free Republic. I'm sure there's more to come from y'all in the future. Au reservoir to you.....keep truckin'.
Leni
Well don’t be a stranger. Y’all come back now ya hear? Us poor old hill types sure do like it when someone with learnin and manners is around.
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