Posted on 10/17/2007 5:29:08 AM PDT by Enterprise
"I would, if it weren't for my religious beliefs and the fact that I'd be facing prison time, shoot my husband dead for his deliberate annoyance."
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I would, if it weren't for my religious beliefs and the fact that I'd be facing prison time, shoot my husband dead for his deliberate annoyance. Not only does he urinate in the shower, but he refuses to wash with a cloth. He digs his crevices with his fingers, scrubs his privates with his hands to the point of ejaculation and then wonders why he isn't allowed to touch me or set foot in the kitchen. I can't help but imagine there could be feces crammed under his fungus-embedded fingernails. Don't suggest Vicks for his fingernail and toenail fungus. I've already cut your articles from the paper and printed info from the computer, but he won't even give it a try.
A husband or wife who continues in a behavior that repulses or dismays their spouse is at best selfish and more than likely getting some gratification out of annoying their partner. Believe me, my husband would be taking his last breath on this earth if there were to be no consequences in my life here or in the hereafter. As for divorce, I've got too much time and money wrapped up in him and just pray I'll outlive the fungus-infected, disgusting, repulsive creep. Til death, which I hope is soon for him, do us part."
This is so outrageous! She won't let him pee in the shower and even expects him to bathe!
ping
Someone is a bit OCD
What happens in the shower STAYS in the shower. ;-)
I wonder who wrote the letter, Hillary Clinton or Elizabeth Edwards.
I would say PMS, but it sounds more like CMS, continuous menstral syndrome. He not only gets the week during, but the week before and the two weeks after..... :)
Hah! Not sure but I'm sure legislation is pending. Next they won't even let you spit tobaccy juice in the shower. ;-)
One can only imagine all of the behavior she objects to.
I can’t imagine getting through the courtship period without recognizing her red flags.
Now THAT'S just going too far!
They say that marriages are made in heaven, but something gets lost between there and here.
This article belongs in the toilet and should STAY there.
It's even below tabloid trash. Are bodily functions now an acceptable subject for discussion on a respected politically-conservative forum?
Someone please explain to me how this article fits into this forum?
Heavy breathers who get titillated by reading this kind of stuff need not answer.
Leni
Wait until this woman catches the woman next door doing that for her husband. Clearly this woman should have married a woman. ;-)
Take it up with the person who posted it instead of running to Big Daddy Administrator... or just move on.
Glad you enjoyed it.
I think she’s a head case.
Leni
When DID you decide what were proper subjects to comment on? And also, why did you single ME out from all the people who commented on this thread?
She should wash him herself, but somehow I doubt she’d care for that arrangement either. A perfectly good man is wasted on an ungrateful snot like her.
Would she not have notice the fungus issue before marriage? Also the Lamsil pills work the best.
scrubs his privates with his hands to the point of ejaculation
If you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em. or both. or something.
I agree with the poster that thinks this woman should marry a woman. Men are not just women with different equipment. I pity this guy.
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