Posted on 10/03/2007 2:26:50 PM PDT by cajunman
Prosecutors have dropped charges that a Lake Jackson woman caused her husband's death by giving him a sherry enema, leading to alcohol poisoning.
Tammy Jean Warner, 45, now of Texas City, had been scheduled to go on trial next Monday on a charge of negligent homicide. It was the sixth trial date set for the case.
Court records state that the case was dismissed Aug. 31 due to insufficient evidence.
Warner's husband, Michael Warner, a 58-year-old machine shop operator, died at their Lake Jackson home on May 21, 2004. An autopsy report said he had been administered an enema with enough sherry to get a blood alcohol level of 0.47 percent. That is almost six times the level that can lead to a driving while intoxicated charge.
Warner told the Houston Chronicle that her husband had been addicted to enemas since he was a child. She said he often used alcohol in that manner to get drunk.
Neither Warner's attorney nor Brazoria County District Attorney Jeri Yenne could be reached for comment.
His wife was a pain in the A—?
Now I know why “port” was created as it’s vile via the proper opening.
I can’t begin to tell you the objects I’ve pulled out of people’s nether regions in ERs. Foot-long hot dogs, 1 pound cold cream jars, flashlights (still illuminated), rawhide dog bones, etc, etc.
I used to date Sherry Enema in high school. I forget what her married name is ...
Are you the Ass Man?
now that’s funny I don’t care who you are.
This dude definitely had an anally retentive personality.
Ooops, I did it again ... I read a disgusting story. Why do I keep doing that?
Ditto. My fave was the needle nosed visegrip pliers that the guy claimed he “swallowed”.
“One way to beat a breathalyzer.”
Don’t try this at home. The breathalyzer measures blood alcohol content regardless of how it got there.
The more you drink the better it gets..........
I believe the group you’re looking for is “Klismaphiliacs Anonymous”.
ROTFLMAO! Maxes out my meter too!
There is no way someone can shove a hose up your butt without waking up unless you are chemically impaired or complicit.
Every addict has his/her enabler, some have an enemabler.
That’s just weird! ICK! Butt, for the stories you must be able to tell. ;-)
RS
The last line of the story said that the man did this often; he liked to get drunk this way. I guess it takes all kinds, as they say.
“One way to beat a breathalyzer.”
Not so. After alcohol enters the bloodstream about 24% IIRC is expelled thru the lungs.
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