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Posted on 10/02/2007 4:26:05 PM PDT by EveningStar
Robert Wuhl as Newbomb Turk "sings" Volare (from The Hollywood Knights)
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Is it too late for Hillary to adopt this as her re-election theme song?
Did you hear the one about the man with five penises?
Lawrence, Lawrence of Arabia
He was an English guy
He came to fight the Turkish
A little trivia:
QUIZ TIME!!
So, you think you know
The Hollywood Knights movie?
Take this test & see if you are even close
to being a Knight!
1) How many Knights were up in the tree?
2) What did Bimbeau tell the Knights when he caught them up in the tree?
3) What did the Knights call Bimbeau after his ‘Your ass is grass’ speech?
4) What did Newbomb throw at Bimbeau?
5) What was the name of Sally’s college guy?
6) Why did Simpson have to wait to wheel out his rail-job?
7) What was Tubby’s famous for?
8) Why were the Iron-box twins cruising?
9) What did Newbomb do that disappointed Sally?
10) What kind of car did Wheatley have?
11) Why was Jimmy Shine leaving town?
12) What favor did Smitty do for Jimmy & Duke when they were little?
13) What tape was in Jimmy Shine’s tape deck?
14) How was Smitty’s army buddy killed?
15) What kind of car did Smitty modify when he was in the army?
16) What was Jimmy Shine’s wife cooking for dinner?
17) Where was Suzy Q going at 7 a.m. the next day?
18) Where did Duke want her to go?
19) How did Tarzan sabotage the police car?
20) How did Clark rescue Bimbeau from the restroom?
21) Who took the screw out of the restroom doorknob?
22) What singer was on the poster behind Surf Sam’s desk?
23) Who followed Surf Sam on the air?
24) What song did the recruits have to request?
25) What did Tubby give away at closing time?
26) When did the recruits have to be back at Tubby’s?
27) What did the recruits have to carry with them back to Tubby’s?
28) Who gave his car coat to Dudley?
29) What color was the Iron-box twins’ Mustang convertible?
30) What song could Newbomb fart?
31) Which cheerleader forgot her panties?
32) How was Officer Clark going to stop Dudley’s convulsions?
33) What was Dudley’s last name?
34) What was Dudley accused of doing at the pep rally?
35) What did Dudley call his toy rabbit?
36) What magic trick did Dudley practice on Mrs. Freedman?
37) How did Jane & Cheetah get Dudley’s attention?
38) What movie star did Wheatley try to impersonate?
39) What song plays as Moosie jumps into the girl’s convertible?
40) Name the two Iron-box twins?
41) What did the principal’s daughter give to the football team?
42) What did Cheetah call her tits?
43) How did Newbomb tape the Iron-box twins?
44) What was the name of the one-armed violinist?
45) What did Mr. Katzenberg say about the violinist’s performance?
46) What song did the blonde girl sing at the talent contest?
48) What delicatessen delivered the punch?
49) What was to be the name of the new library?
50) What did Bimbeau say after tasting the punch?
51) How did the Knight’s spike the punch?
52) Where were the new recruits dropped off?
53) What did Earl’s friend say about one of the recruits?
54) What were the recruits wearing when they got back to Tubby’s?
55) What did Mrs. Freedman say when Nevens was doing that special thing?
56) What was Mr. Freedman’s first name?
57) What did Freedman say to Thorny when he introduced him?
58) What message did the Knights spray on the pep rally banner?
59) What kind of car did Newbomb have?
60) What nickname had Newbomb painted on his car?
61) What message was painted on the tail-gate?
62) What was Officer Clark’s favorite song?
63) What was Clark trying to get off Bimbeau’s tray?
64) Who came to Tubby’s from the beach?
65) What were the beach people driving?
66) Who was Smitty’s war buddy?
67) Who put the tune on Jimmy Shine’s hot rod?
68) What was the ‘thing’ on Jimmy Shine’s hot rod?
69) What color was Jimmy Shine’s hot rod?
70) What was Newbomb’s brother’s name in the movie?
71) What part did Michelle Pfeiffer play?
72) What T.V. sitcom actress played Sally?
73) What radio station did Surf Sam dee-jay for?
74) What kind of car did the Chinese bandits drive?
75) Who won the drag race between Duke & the Chinese bandits?
76) Where were the Chinese bandits when Duke was racing them?
77) What did Simpson call the Chinese bandits?
78) What kind of beer were the caterers drinking?
79) What kind of plants were growing on the site of the future library?
80) What make of van did the caterers drive?
81) At the start of the movie, what was hanging out of Newbomb’s car?
82) What did Dudley tell his mother he was going to do?
83) Why didn’t Jimmy Shine think he would be going to Viet Nam?
84) What did Iron-box order from the car hop?
85) What was broken in the ladies restroom?
86) Who stuffed toilet paper in the toilet?
87) What kind of underwear did Bimbeau wear?
88) What kind of car did Newbomb’s brother own?
89) Why did Bimbeau tow Newbomb’s brother’s car?
90) What kind of car was Newbomb’s brother riding shot-gun in?
91) Where did Nevens & Mrs. Freedman make out after they got out of the Corvair?
92) When did the movie take place?
93) What did Nevens find on the Freedman’s porch?
94) What did Bimbeau say to clear Tubby’s parking lot?
95) How many lead-sleds were at Tubby’s?
96) How did the man with 5 penises pants fit?
97) Who was Tubby’s cook?
98) What did Moosie have that pissed off Bimbeau?
99) Who got his dick stuck in his zipper while getting a hand-job?
100) Which four Knights spiked the punch?
101) What song were the Doo-woppers singing outside of KBLA?
102) What were they passing around as they sang?
103) What do you get when you cross a donkey with a slice of Bermuda onion?
104) What did the doo-wopper tell the recruit after he passed him the joint?
105) What was the graffiti message above the urinal at Tubby’s?
106) What number is on Sally’s jersey when she makes out with Newbomb?
107) What was Jimmy Shine’s old-lady’s name?
108) Which Knight hooks up the tape-deck at the talent contest?
109) What street is Tubby’s located on?
110) What did Wheatley say to Iron-box?
111) What was Duke going to be doing in January?
112) Where was Thorny Thornwell employed?
113) What was the first song that Dr. J played?
114) How was Wheatley initiated into the Knights?
115) What exercises was Sally doing at the pool?
116) What kind of candy was Bimbeau eating?
117) At the beginning of the movie, where had Wheatley been?
118) What was the name of the Freedmans’ maid/housekeeper?
119) What college was Sally planning to attend?
Check out the Answers http://www.hwknights.com/movie_quiz_answers.html
The best thing about Hollywood Knights was Fran Drescher who is STILL a hottie.
his pants fit him like a glove... let’s spike the punch
“It does have a little ‘wang’ to it.”
Don’t forget a very young Michelle Pfieffer.
"What is that taste? I've had this taste in my mouth before."
"It does have a little wang to it."
I was beginning to think that only my four friends and I saw it.
It's nearly as bad as the movie "Student Bodies" ...Malbert pee red...
Hollywood Knights is still one of the funniest movies ever, but I think it came out around the time of Animal House, so it was sort of lumped in with it.
I still think Mrs. Friedman was hot.
My favorite scene was the one where the cops are arguing over whether or not there are lyrics to the theme from Lawrence of Arabia.
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