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Bonus Questions

1. A Democrat legislator sued God recently for allowing natural disasters to affect the planet. He says that he is bringing the suit only to highlight the absurdity of many lawsuits and to advocate reform. Will he be kicked out of the Democrat party for asking the court system to admit that God exists?

2. When you go on a trip, do you tend to pack heavy or pack light?

3. A few weeks ago, a woman found a couple of dead animals that seem to fit the description of the "chupacabra." Has anyone heard whether her findings have been exposed as a hoax? If not, do you think they will eventually be exposed as a hoax? If you had evidence of a chupacabra, a bigfoot, or some similar critter, would you come forward with it or just keep it quiet?

[A knight without armor]

I’d pack very light. I would assume my destination would have a place to buy what I need. I would factor all that into the price. For instance if I went on a trip to visit India I would take only my purse with my passport and tickets, etc., in addition to my regular purse stuff. Then once I got to my nice big hotel I'd shop for any needed toiletries and clothing. Then when it was time to come home I'd discard or otherwise leave everything behind.

Those creatures look like mite or flea bitten mangy coyotes to me. If I had a mysterious animal I would seek to identify it if it were still alive. If it were dead I would try to keep the body and not tell anyone about it because I would want to wait and see what I could learn about it myself.

[peek-a-beau]

I find the idea of a “singles day/week/whatever” ludicrous, absurd, the height of navel gazing.

As for packing, I usually pack light, however, on my 1st trip to Scotland, I went a little overboard, in part, due to my buying birthday and Christmas gifts for family and friends.

I wouldn’t be surprised if the man bringing the lawsuit against God gets taken to the smoky back-room for a serious talking to/slap on the wrist, if not booted outright from being affiliated with that party.

No opinion on the chupacabra thing...same as Bigfoot, Nessie, and everything else talked about on “Coast To Coast”.

[Hot Tabasco]

If you had evidence of a chupacabra, a bigfoot, or some similar critter, would you come forward with it or just keep it quiet?

I've got photos, signatures, etc. but I'm not saying a thing. Nobody would believe me except my cat and she's not saying anything to nobody either.......

[GOP_Raider]

"Do you have a vision of for the physical appearance of the person who is right for you."

I have to say I do, but most of the time it's a superficial one--at least superficial in the sense that she's incredibly attractive, enjoys watching football and Shakespeare, but also can crush an empty beer can on her head and struggles being a nymphomaniac.

(Maybe I've been watching too many movies lately?)

[GOP_Raider]

If you had evidence of a chupacabra, a bigfoot, or some similar critter, would you come forward with it or just keep it quiet?

I might take it to a taxidermist, just to see the look on his face---and to see if he could mount Bigfoot while s/he's on two legs.

[snugs]

Thanks for a ping. The unmarried thing is a bit strange I can see singles but unmarried especially as it also includes couples living together but not married seems a wrong mix.

In many ways couples living together but not married will not have anything more in common with singles than traditional married couples.