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September 19th (every year)is International Talk Like A Pirate Day
Talklikeapirate.com ^ | September 19, 2007

Posted on 09/19/2007 4:49:57 AM PDT by saveliberty

September 19th (every year)

is International Talk Like A Pirate Day

Tell us how ye plan t'celebrate!

[All Hope Abandon, Ye Who Enter Here]
 

New for Talk Like A Pirate Day 2007:

A Li'l Pirate's ABSeas
by Ol' Chumbucket, Cap'n Slappy
and Jonathan "Pilferin' Pooter" Cooke

A piratical romp through the alphabet - with all that implies

Read more, and order the book!

... and visit our on-line store for new T-shirt designs for 2007!


Got Pirattitude?

Book cover

Order your copy now

From the Pirate Guys and Penguin's New American Library

 



TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: ahoy; arrrr; davebarry; pirate
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To: saveliberty

Avast, helmsman, you scurvy dog, hard a-starboard, this ship don’t make turns to port. Try that agin and you’ll be meetin’ with the cat.


41 posted on 09/19/2007 5:36:36 AM PDT by CPOSharky (An organization that kills those who do not believe it's dogma is NOT a religion.)
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To: originalbuckeye

What’s a pirate’s favorite subject in school? Arrrrrt!


42 posted on 09/19/2007 5:59:48 AM PDT by Dems_R_Losers (Remember the Pentagon - - www.pentagonmemorial.net)
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To: tiredoflaundry

LOL


43 posted on 09/19/2007 6:03:09 AM PDT by saveliberty (Prayer blizzard for Tony and Jill Snow and their family.)
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To: InvisibleChurch

LOL Pyrite


44 posted on 09/19/2007 6:03:33 AM PDT by saveliberty (Prayer blizzard for Tony and Jill Snow and their family.)
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To: compuguru

LOL


45 posted on 09/19/2007 6:04:00 AM PDT by saveliberty (Prayer blizzard for Tony and Jill Snow and their family.)
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To: saveliberty

Chaired by John McCain.


46 posted on 09/19/2007 6:06:04 AM PDT by dforest (Duncan Hunter is the best hope we have on both fronts.)
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To: ejonesie22

This calls for a Letter of Marque.


47 posted on 09/19/2007 6:27:08 AM PDT by mnehring (Thompson/Hunter 08 -- Fred08.com - The adults have joined the race.)
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To: saveliberty
Tell us how ye plan t'celebrate!

I be going to Arrrrrrrby's for lunch.

48 posted on 09/19/2007 6:30:37 AM PDT by TC Rider (The United States Constitution ? 1791. All Rights Reserved.)
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To: Red Badger

“(Captain) And you probably don’t want no groggin’ and revelin’ and wrenchin’ and rummin’ either I suppose?”

That’s “wenchin’” not “wrenchin”’, ya land-lubbin’ scurvy-dog!!


49 posted on 09/19/2007 6:31:40 AM PDT by fredhead (Teach a man to fish.......and he'll fish for a lifetime.)
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To: mc5cents

Open season on the open seas and
Captain says no prisoners please
Skull and crossbones on a background of black
We aint stealin were just takin back

Chorus:
We aint stealin were just takin back
Very simple plan of attack
Its our job and a labor of love
Take it home to the up above
We aint stealin were just takin back
Very simple statement of fact
Call it pillage or call it plunder
Were takin it back from them boys down under

Hit us hard, took our treasure
That was the worst thing they could do
It will be our great pleasure
To take it back from that captain kangaroo

Yo ho ho, and a bottle of suds
Its a pirates fight we choose
No we dont want a bucket of blood
Just a cup is all we could use
Just a cup

The sails are up and the bets are down
Lets lighten up this harbor town
By hook or crook or new design
Were streakin for that finish line

Chorus:
We aint stealin were just takin back
Very simple plan of attack
Its our job and a labor of love
Take it home to the up above
We aint stealin were just takin back
Very simple statement of fact
Call it pillage or call it plunder
Were takin it back from them boys down under

— spoken:
We ask ourselves when we get in a fix
What would popeye do in a tight spot like this
Hed race for his true love and easily win it
In an old spinach can with a mast stuck in it

Lift us up, take us high
Time to let our spirits fly
Lift us up, take us high
Let us sail until we die

Lift us up, take us high
Let us float above the foam
Let our sails fill the sky
We are takin our sweet treasure home

Take it back
Were takin it baaaaaaaack
Take it back!

Jimmy Buffett - Take It Back


50 posted on 09/19/2007 6:36:17 AM PDT by fredhead (Teach a man to fish.......and he'll fish for a lifetime.)
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To: saveliberty

Arghhh, it’s Talk Like a Pirate Day
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2007/09/19/npirate119.xml


51 posted on 09/19/2007 6:37:55 AM PDT by RDTF (Republicans believe every day is July 4th, but Democrats believe every day is April 15th. - Reagan)
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To: saveliberty
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52 posted on 09/19/2007 7:04:08 AM PDT by Chanticleer (Happy International Talk Like a Pirate Day. Arrr!)
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To: occamrzr06
Ahoy Matey....ARRR
53 posted on 09/19/2007 7:08:07 AM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (RIP Eric Medlen. You will be missed.)
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To: TC Rider

LOL


54 posted on 09/19/2007 7:13:23 AM PDT by saveliberty (Prayer blizzard for Tony and Jill Snow and their family.)
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To: Red Badger

Bwahahahahahaha, I forgot how funny he is!!!


55 posted on 09/19/2007 7:16:22 AM PDT by Froufrou
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To: saveliberty

Avast ye swabs! Here be a fine ditty in the spirit of the day!


YOU CAN’T BE A PIRATE
(Don Freed)

Being a pirate is all fun and games,
‘Til somebody loses an ear.
It drips down your neck, and it falls on the deck,
‘Til someone shouts, “Oy, what’s this ‘ere?”
You can’t wear your glasses, you can’t poll the lasses,
Your friends have to shout so you’ll hear;
Being a pirate is all fun and games,
‘Til somebody loses an ear.

Chorus:
It’s all part of being a pirate
You can’t be a pirate with all of your parts.
Oh, it’s all part of being a pirate
You can’t be a pirate with all of your parts.

Being a pirate is all fun and games,
‘Til somebody loses an eye.
It stings like the blazes, it makes you pull faces,
You can’t let your mates see you cry.
A dashing black patch will cover the hatch
And make sure that the socket stays dry;
Being a pirate is all fun and games
‘Til somebody loses an eye.

Chorus

Being a pirate is all fun and games
‘Til somebody loses a hand.
It spurts and it squirts and it jolly well hurts,
Pain only a pirate could stand.
The fash’nable look is a nice metal hook,
But now you can’t play in the band.
Being a pirate is all fun and games,
‘Til somebody loses a hand.

Chorus

Being a pirate is all fun and games,
‘Til somebody loses a leg.
It hurts like the dickens, your pace never quickens,
Hopping around on a peg.
Ask your sweetheart to marry, but too long you’ve tarried,
‘Cause now you can’t kneel down and beg.
Being a pirate is all fun and games
‘Til somebody loses a leg.

Chorus

Being a pirate is all fun and games,
‘Til somebody loses a ‘wotsit’,
Though you didn’t choose it, you don’t want to lose it,
You’re hoping that somebody spots it,
Then the ‘Doc’ comes along and he sews it back on,
Or he ties it on tight - then he knots it!
Being a pirate is all fun and games,
‘Til somebody loses a ‘wotsit’.

Chorus

It makes me quite irate- it hardly seems fair,
You can’t be a pirate if you are all there!



56 posted on 09/19/2007 7:23:45 AM PDT by jackieaxe (I'm voting for Ron Paul in spite of the Neocon/Big Government Republican propaganda!)
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yar-har
57 posted on 09/19/2007 7:24:34 AM PDT by Michael Barnes
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To: originalbuckeye

An early Halloween joke:

A cute lil’ boy comes up the walk in his pirate costume an’ says “Trick or treat!”.

The lady of the house opens the door an’ says “Well hello, little pirate. Where are your buccaneers?”

‘e says “under me buckin’ ‘at!!”


58 posted on 09/19/2007 7:26:58 AM PDT by wizr (A step in Faith will set you free.)
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To: Bacon Man

I think Bamboose’s celebratory photo belongs on this thread.


59 posted on 09/19/2007 7:28:07 AM PDT by Xenalyte (Can you count, suckas? I say the future is ours . . . if you can count.)
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To: mc5cents

I’ve done a bit of smugglin’
And I’ve run my share of grass
I made enough money to buy Miami
But I pissed it away so fast
Never meant to last, never meant to last


60 posted on 09/19/2007 7:28:18 AM PDT by sheana
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