Australia navy in breast op row

BBC ^ | Sunday, 16 September 2007, | n/a

[generalhammond]

Guess (1) what gender and (2) what subclass of that gender are doing all the howling.

A1: female
A2: feminists (either the older style khaki overall type or the new model: latte drinking, Oprah watching soccer mom types)

[dayglored]

Seems like a Salacious Ping is in order...

[dayglored]

>> Morale Boost.

> Recruiting numbers for the Australian Navy are SURGING.

Clearly, their ranks are swelling.

[skr]

There’s a difference between viewing oneself as sexy and viewing oneself as normal. The article doesn’t mention whether or not these women were completely flat-chested or merely on the small side. However, the taxpayers shouldn’t have to pay for plastic surgery beyond drastic disfigurement any more than they should have to pay for hair implants, Viagra and birth control.

[Col Freeper]

A super-secret Australian Navy study, given the title "Boobie Hatch", has revealed that assigning a scientifically determined number of female sailors with breast enhancements (called "floaters" by some of the less PC male sailors) to each vessel would render it virtually unsinkable.

The study further stated that if the enhancements were of the "super-large" variety, it would be possible to assign a lesser number of female sailors to a vessel.

However, the study cautioned that incorrectly assigning too many female sailors to a vessel, could result in the vessel riding too high in the water, rendering the propellers completely ineffective.

The study listed this possible problem under a heading called "Excess Boobage Is A Negative Factor".

[Rastus]

IPFS? I would think it was more Topgraphically Increased Thwarted Submersion.

[Rastus]

I call natural.

[dayglored]

Let's see now...

1. The female sailors enjoy having larger breasts.
2. The heterosexual male sailors enjoy the women having larger breasts.

I mean, the only ones likely to object are the homosexual male sailors, right? And frankly, when it comes to a nice set on a woman, who gives a sh!t what a gay man thinks?

I can think of a lot worse uses of public money than enhancing a woman's self-esteem, not to mention the scenery. (Full disclosure: I also happen to think that petite breasts are wonderful too. If a woman is happy as she is, I'm fine with that, too.)

What's not to love? My tax dollars at work... I'm okay with this.

[2harddrive]

PICS, please????

[Don Carlos]

more buoyant

Back when, flotation devices were called Mae West's. Navy tradition, doncha know?

[Army Air Corps]

Okay, I see the two sailors. Where’s the breast?

On a leash, silly! Remember, they're walking a breast...

[Rome2000]

They can double as Barrage Balloons in a pinch.

[Col Freeper]

What's not to love? My tax dollars at work... I'm okay with this.

LOL, I'm not buying this as your only response.

I'm thinking you sent the Aussie Gov't a large check, designated to support the program.

[Candor7]

Clearly, their ranks are swelling.>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Submerged they will be a credit to the silent service.

[Bender2]

Gadzooks! Got... a smoking idea!

Okay... now stick with me!

I wonder... if this mean that if Pamela Anderson immigrated downunder and joined the Aussie Navy...

She's be made... {Wait for it!} a Fleet Admiral, eh?

Sheesh! Logic... demands this stop!

Not again, Spock... You know that Vulcan Nerve Pinch doesn't work on me!

[Artemis Webb]

bumping for provocative photos.

[Candor7]

Aussie Sailor checks chart.

No augmentation needed.

[Larry Lucido]

They’re real, and they’re spectacular. And even if they’re not real, they’re still spectacular.

[fishhound]

“What’s not to love? My tax dollars at work... I’m okay with this.”

The Romans got bread and circus with thier taxes.

I would love the satisfaction of seeing my tax dollars at work....bring it on.

[Grizzled Bear]

Prince Charles - “Do you know what I would do if I were Bill Clinton?”