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Ants won't die in microwave!(total vanity)
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Posted on 09/07/2007 6:47:09 PM PDT by mickeylee
OK, I have a question for Friday night amusement.
I went to get cat food out of the pantry for my kitty and it wasn't sealed properly so hundreds of ants got in it. I didn't want to throw it away so I decided to nuke them. I set it on high for 30 seconds. They went crazy but still alive. I repeated, still alive. I tried 1 minute, still alive. Another minute, still alive. (This is a brand new Mocrowave) In total, 7 1/2 minutes. The bag melted and some of the ants were sitll alive! I think they may take over the world.
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: ants; generalchatroom; microwave
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To: mickeylee
Expect a phone call from PETA tomorrow. ;^)
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posted on
09/07/2007 6:52:59 PM PDT
by
dmw
(Aren't you glad you use common sense? Don't you wish everybody did?)
To: mickeylee
Vinegar.
knocks em out, then flush
To: mickeylee
Sounds like a cruel way to try and kill the ants.
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posted on
09/07/2007 6:54:05 PM PDT
by
psjones
(u)
To: mickeylee
I’ve personally gotten a mouse head to explode. You can’t kill an ant?
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posted on
09/07/2007 6:54:32 PM PDT
by
kinoxi
To: jdm
Ants can survive several minutes of the nuke. I hate admitting knowing this is true. But it is.
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posted on
09/07/2007 6:54:42 PM PDT
by
Sue Perkick
(And I hope that what I’ve done here today doesn’t force you to have a negative opinion of me….)
To: OldEagle
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posted on
09/07/2007 6:55:06 PM PDT
by
cripplecreek
(Greed is NOT a conservative ideal.)
To: mickeylee
Mickylee I think this is the funniest vanity I’ve ever read on FR!
Spray em with 409. I use it on spiders.
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posted on
09/07/2007 6:55:38 PM PDT
by
BARLF
To: mickeylee
I’ll bet if you used a conventional oven set 500 or higher, you’ll finish the job (or they’ll finish you).
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posted on
09/07/2007 6:56:19 PM PDT
by
Tall_Texan
(Global warming? Hell, in Texas, we just call that "summer".)
To: BARLF
I use hairspray for spiders. Extra Hold.
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posted on
09/07/2007 6:56:29 PM PDT
by
Sue Perkick
(And I hope that what I’ve done here today doesn’t force you to have a negative opinion of me….)
To: mickeylee
I suspect that the creatures have a fairly low moisture content, so the waves don't heat them up very well.
On the bright side, the survivors may well mutate and come back in a few years for a visit..........
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posted on
09/07/2007 6:57:07 PM PDT
by
ChildOfThe60s
(If you can remember the 60s........you weren't really there)
To: Moonman62
We did have a couple of glasses of wine before we tried our experiment. We are still cracking up!
To: Sue Perkick
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posted on
09/07/2007 7:00:14 PM PDT
by
BARLF
To: BARLF
Thanks!
I couldn't resist!
To: mickeylee
the little suckers are in my front yard....messes with my chippin golf balls
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posted on
09/07/2007 7:03:40 PM PDT
by
advertising guy
(If computer skills named us, I'd be back-space delete.)
To: kinoxi
To: mickeylee
I’d rather not discuss it. I had to kill it. There was one option. It died very fast. Sounded like a balloon deflating.
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posted on
09/07/2007 7:06:49 PM PDT
by
kinoxi
To: psjones
Sounds like a cruel way to try and kill the ants.Oh, I dunno. As kids, we had great fun with large magnifying glasses and anthills, cherry bombs and anthills, etc. 'Course, I'd never do that as a mature adult......
To: ChildOfThe60s

THEM!
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posted on
09/07/2007 7:08:08 PM PDT
by
Loud Mime
(The Democrats next target for "resignation" is General David Petraeus! Air America started 8-28)
To: Moonman62
HAR!!!! Coffee out the nose!!!
What a mess. Lucky I missed the keyboard.
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posted on
09/07/2007 7:12:39 PM PDT
by
Ronin
(Bushed out!!! Another tragic victim of BDS.)
To: mickeylee
Actually, if you want to see an even more amazing example of an ant's immortality, go to the second story of your house and drop an ant to the ground below. Now to an ant, falling out of the second story of a house is roughly equivalent to a human falling out of an airplane at about 20,000 feet.
Yet each and every time, the ant will survive the fall. In fact, I hasten to add that they would also probably survive a fall from an airplane at 20,000 feet but I have never actually conducted such an experiment for myself.
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posted on
09/07/2007 7:13:13 PM PDT
by
SamAdams76
(Today I Officially OUTLIVE Marvin Gaye)
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